http://build-da-robots.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] build-da-robots.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-03-04 10:58 pm

01 - Prelude to Domination

[FOOMPH!]

[Success!  With a flash of pale blue light, and the sound of a vacuum cleaner sucking up a section of carpet, a man explodes into the lobby.  He barely manages to land on his feet, stumbling forward a few steps before straightening up and looking around him.  His head is entirely bald, polished to a fine shine, while his face is obscured by engineer's goggles and a goatee.
His lab coat is definitely made of latex, and reflects the chandelier's light as he strolls about the lobby and thinks out loud, in a deep, theatrical voice.]

Excellent!  I've traveled to- ...well, I have traveled!  Just as I set out to do.
Now to figure out where.