What the fuck is with this castle and giving some of the people here these pink things? I mean, come on. I don't even want to touch it.

Stop looking at me.

Chan-chansey! ♥

Don't come near me. You and your egg-pocket, and beady little eyes...

But maybe I'll fry that egg and make it into an omelet or something. I'm pretty hungry. According to this computer-thing, they won't give their egg to anyone with "evil" in their hearts. That's good, because I'm the nicest guy in the castle. Or, uh, hotel. I'm also the hungriest.

Okay, you can come to me, now.

[just loud, obnoxious laughter] Aw, man. Hil-fucking-arious. All of you.

....

Where's my sandal?

( Sasuke )

Hey, what's up, everyone? You know, apart from you all being fucking insane. And I mean that in the kindest way possible.

What do you think'll happen if you made a huge bonfire and burned all the journals? We should try it sometime.

[the journal opens to familiar car honking, sirens, and just city noises in general, then some gasping and panting]

What... the fuck...

I just woke up on some steps and a note attached to my arm.

[a pause as he looks around and sees cars and tall buildings and bright lights. also, used syringes on the ground. he's in a seedy part of the city, lmao. then he spots his hot dog vendor bike-cart-thing]

What the hell is a hot dog?

Yeah, more shit going down. [OBNOXIOUS YAWNING]

Might as well have dinner or something.

No salad, though. Salad's lame, and it tastes like grass. We need something meaty.

[sounds of splashing, MEGA CURSING, swords clanging against linoleum, and... more cursing]

FUCK THIS STUPID CASTLE! FUCK IT!

[annoyed quacking, the ducks are attacking Suigetsu for ruining the peace]

OH, CLEAN UP YOUR OWN SHIT! [more splashes, he's shooing them away]

[ooc; Sasuke and Karin have left, leaving Suigetsu all by his onesy. Dude he's pissed :( SORRY and he's sort of in his dream: the ducks have invaded his wave pool and are pooing everywhere, which adds to his horrible mood.]

[is sliding down the staircase rail]

FUUUUUUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

[totally gets to the end of it and hits his crotch on the knob, flies off and hits the ground]

Ugh....... dude.......... Karin's a masochist?

[ooc; FINALLY. a canon update :D From now own, Suigetsu's not going to be as much as an ass. he'll still be an ass, but... he'll be a tolerable(ish) ass. HE HAS SEEN THE LIGHT OF ~*~FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK~*~. THIS HAS BEEN MOD-APPROVED!]

[Filtered from Karin]
My duck's name is Susake, okay?
[/Filtered]

The bitch is back, oh SHIT. Oh shit. If you don't hide the kids, she'll eat them. Like I'm eating... this duck. Named Susake. Who's actually my... pet -- wait. Fuck this.

Oh my fucking God guys. What the fuck.

I feel hungover, but not because I remember EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DETAIL.

[ANGUISHED CRY, massive amounts of swearing, headdesking, stuff being throw out the door, then a quack]

.........Karin?

[ooc: LOSS OVER LMAO. Feel free to comment of every single stupid manry thing he's done. LMAO AZULASJHDKJSHDKJSHKDJ]