[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
What the fuck is with this castle and giving some of the people here these pink things? I mean, come on. I don't even want to touch it.

Stop looking at me.

Chan-chansey! ♥

Don't come near me. You and your egg-pocket, and beady little eyes...

But maybe I'll fry that egg and make it into an omelet or something. I'm pretty hungry. According to this computer-thing, they won't give their egg to anyone with "evil" in their hearts. That's good, because I'm the nicest guy in the castle. Or, uh, hotel. I'm also the hungriest.

Okay, you can come to me, now.
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
Hey, Giselle. I got some money [stole it from a bum in town] and some free time. You're not doing anything, are you?

Let's go to dinner.
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
[just loud, obnoxious laughter] Aw, man. Hil-fucking-arious. All of you.

....

Where's my sandal?
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
[crackling noises... okay suigetsu is totally making a bonfire... AHGKJAH]

BURN, BITCH! BURN!

[ooc; in the courtyard... feel free to have your characters throw stuff in there, including cell phones and furniture. LOL SUBARU AND SHIKAMARU THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

this has been mod-approved btw :D]
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
Sasuke )

Hey, what's up, everyone? You know, apart from you all being fucking insane. And I mean that in the kindest way possible.

What do you think'll happen if you made a huge bonfire and burned all the journals? We should try it sometime.
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
[STARBUCKS FILTER]
--
[sitting at a table... his infamous hot dog bike on top of one. it needs its rest]

[ooc; feel free to have your customers come in and see jaime and sasuke working! LMAO ummm sorry but suigetsu might harass you :D]
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
[the journal opens to familiar car honking, sirens, and just city noises in general, then some gasping and panting]

What... the fuck...

I just woke up on some steps and a note attached to my arm.

[a pause as he looks around and sees cars and tall buildings and bright lights. also, used syringes on the ground. he's in a seedy part of the city, lmao. then he spots his hot dog vendor bike-cart-thing]

What the hell is a hot dog?
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
You know what would be awesome?

If your supposed "FRIEND" and "ALLY" didn't cook up your duck and feed it to you.

How cruel is that? Let me answer for you.

It's pretty fucking cruel.
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
Yeah, more shit going down. [OBNOXIOUS YAWNING]

Might as well have dinner or something.

No salad, though. Salad's lame, and it tastes like grass. We need something meaty.
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
Private )

Oh yeah, I just love the sight of a disemboweled girl on the kitchen floor. Yum.
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
[sounds of splashing, MEGA CURSING, swords clanging against linoleum, and... more cursing]

FUCK THIS STUPID CASTLE! FUCK IT!

[annoyed quacking, the ducks are attacking Suigetsu for ruining the peace]

OH, CLEAN UP YOUR OWN SHIT! [more splashes, he's shooing them away]

[ooc; Sasuke and Karin have left, leaving Suigetsu all by his onesy. Dude he's pissed :( SORRY and he's sort of in his dream: the ducks have invaded his wave pool and are pooing everywhere, which adds to his horrible mood.]
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
She's gone.

And she was so hot beautiful.

[Filtered to Snawk :D]
I'm fucking hungry.

Let's have a picnic. With fucking sandwiches.

I'm not making them, though. Karin can do that.

You know, none of us'll ever make sandwiches as good as Giselle's, but I don't give a damn.
[/Filtered]

[ooc; vash crossed out "hot". AJHJKHKD AHHAA]
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
[is sliding down the staircase rail]

FUUUUUUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

[totally gets to the end of it and hits his crotch on the knob, flies off and hits the ground]

Ugh....... dude.......... Karin's a masochist?

[ooc; FINALLY. a canon update :D From now own, Suigetsu's not going to be as much as an ass. he'll still be an ass, but... he'll be a tolerable(ish) ass. HE HAS SEEN THE LIGHT OF ~*~FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK~*~. THIS HAS BEEN MOD-APPROVED!]

oh shit

Jul. 14th, 2008 12:22 am
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
[Filtered from Karin]
My duck's name is Susake, okay?
[/Filtered]

The bitch is back, oh SHIT. Oh shit. If you don't hide the kids, she'll eat them. Like I'm eating... this duck. Named Susake. Who's actually my... pet -- wait. Fuck this.
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
Private )

What would you fuckers say if I ate all the ducks in the duck pond?
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
Oh my fucking God guys. What the fuck.

I feel hungover, but not because I remember EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DETAIL.

[ANGUISHED CRY, massive amounts of swearing, headdesking, stuff being throw out the door, then a quack]

.........Karin?

[ooc: LOSS OVER LMAO. Feel free to comment of every single stupid manry thing he's done. LMAO AZULASJHDKJSHDKJSHKDJ]
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
So the stupid ride stopped?

FUCKIN' RIGHT!

[he jumps out of the seat and climbs on the top and grabs the bar, starts doing chin up, and letting out a few manly and sexy GRUNTS]

Soon my biceps will be the size of my head. And my ass.

it begins

Jun. 23rd, 2008 03:54 pm
[identity profile] youaintcuzunot.livejournal.com
I'M ON A FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER!!!!!

[ooc; loss time soon! feel free to have your characters... beside him in the car or behind, whatever. the bird will arrive soon. >:) maybe... after work. BUT I'LL STILL REPLY.

...weird question. does anyone have fabio icons?!?!?!]

About the Archive

"Paradisa Lost" is the archive of what the journals contained between December 1st, 2006 and January 10th, 2012. On that final day, Paradisa issued new journals, so that the residents could fill them up again. While there are still residents around who have old journals, we have chosen to preserve the old journals here for muns' reference and history.

"Lost" in the title refers to both the old journals that the residents once kept, and also to our move to Dreamwidth from the original Livejournal community, where Paradisa started. It is a fresh start for muns, as well as for the characters.

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