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You know, I don't really get why the villagers have to pay. I mean, castle residents get in free and we barely do shit and the natives have to pay when it's likely coming out of their pocket. Maybe they want some free cotton candy too.



I'm going to fix that.
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[recorded sound of boots, and then a pause]

Hey, Pirate, where do you want to go again?

[Yeah okay he's giving Star an eat-shit-and-die look here for the pirate thing]

Did you forget to take your ritalin this morning? We're going to a bar, retard.

[And Star is giving him a 'are you a retard?' face]

I know, but I wanted to know if you had a specific one in mind, dumbass.

I don't give a shit which. Nearest one.

Cut for length )

[ooc: Green is Badou, Blue is Star, Orange is Giovanni]
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I am holding Henry for ransom.

If you don't want me to do terrible things to him, those refusing to camp better start packing~
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Private )

The Master )

I'm sort of amazed at how many people here can't take care of a kid. Is everyone here an only child or some shit like that? It doesn't take a genius to take care of a baby.

That aside, does anyone want to go get some coffee or something? [added in after a moment of thought] I'm asking people not burdened by children, I mean.
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Alex/Badou )
Henry )

[The recorded sound of spitting, and then a pause] Still rainbow.... what the fuck.
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[The recorded sound of books being shuffled around, and then plopped on the ground]

Hey, Henry! Over here. I found the comics section.

[A pause as he starts to skim the shelf]

Man, I bet Zan would have been peeing himself in excitement if he saw this.
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[Sound of footsteps and a few mutterings.]

... What the fuck is tha- Oh shit.

[Sound of running, and then a skidding halt. Something really huge is recorded breathing]

H-Holy shit. Ruby?! What the fuck happened?
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Fuck you! Fuck... Fuck.

[The sound of someone taking a swig from a bottle, and then the sound of the bottle smashing against the wall.]

God damnit...

[A ragged breath as he composes himself.]

For those of you who knew him, Zander is gone.
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[Dictated in a weak tone.]

I have an idea. Let's blame all the queers like America. Fucking queers. This is why we can't have nice things.
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My head and throat are killing me. I'm gonna punch who ever gave me this in the teeth. I was fine just a day ago too.

Clinic's probably filling up, right? I think I can take care of myself right now. Good luck to everyone else and fuck you guys that aren't sick.

Friends and Acquaintances )
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Kinda slow this past week. Probably why so many people have been asking so many questions. Well, I've got one. How many of you have demons on your world? ...How about angels?

Badou & Alex )
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[Recorded;]
[Laughter, and the sound of dogs howling very quietly.]

Mortals... Caught up in their troubles, when there are simple pleasures to be indulged in.

Shall we begin the Hunt? Who will join me?
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Blahblahblah classes blahblah. I'm sick of hearing it now, I'm sure lots of others are sick of hearing it, by some idiocy on my part weird twist of fate, yours truly is teaching SEX EDUCATION 101. I only have one student, which is deplorable considering there are a ton of you who obviously need some education, what with the abundance of people who seem to loudly lack experience in the subject. We can't have you fumbling around awkwardly between the sheets and being surprised when the snake spits at you. Which we all know would result in loud recorded denial. So I've come to one conclusion.

Virgins, Retards, and everyone under the age of 18 should take my class.




That aside, thanks for the creepy invitation to the party, castle. Schuldig's already got the ominous entry already covered, so I'll direct you to his entry for talking about the possible massacre that might occur there, and then ask: Who else is going?

RHC & Friends )
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GUESS WHAT PARADISA!
I'M A MASSIVE FAG~!



AM I COOL YET?
Or do I still have to go wake up with a stranger to achieve cool kid status?

About the Archive

"Paradisa Lost" is the archive of what the journals contained between December 1st, 2006 and January 10th, 2012. On that final day, Paradisa issued new journals, so that the residents could fill them up again. While there are still residents around who have old journals, we have chosen to preserve the old journals here for muns' reference and history.

"Lost" in the title refers to both the old journals that the residents once kept, and also to our move to Dreamwidth from the original Livejournal community, where Paradisa started. It is a fresh start for muns, as well as for the characters.

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