006: Mac: Father Time and FAQ of Paradisa

Jan. 11th, 2010 07:52 pm
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[the sound of pages shuffling]





Dude! Bro. There's a shit ton of new people here!!!

That like, totally makes me an old-timer. I'm the Father Time of Paradisa, dude! I'm gonna grow a long ass beard like Fu Manchu and show off my cat-like reflexes in martial arts. Ah, this is gonna be so damn badass.

Okay, okay, Paradisa! All you new comers! Listen up! This is Father Time... Mac. I have been at Paradisa much, much longer than you all and I know all there is to know about this place. I know the Sacred Mystery. Also I'm a totally badass fighter...

If you have any questions, answer now. I am like the Paradisa FAQ.
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005: Mac '10

Dec. 28th, 2009 10:07 pm
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I was thinking about it, and this place needs a government! We need to stop arguing over who has the power and officially just give it to somebody! An elected official, of course. We're gonna do the election the American way because clearly it's the best.

So I'm gonna run for President of this place! My campaign is so badass. Because it's gonna be the year 2010, my President slogan thing is gonna be: "Mac '10". Like the gun! That's just plain badass and totally red-blooded American.

Who wants to be my running mate?! I'm thinking since I'm gonna have the religious gun-supporting view, my V.P. should be a good-looking, charming Democrat. But not a pussy.
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Dec. 4th, 2009 12:05 am
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[Mac kidnapped a shit ton of animals last night, and he's been out and about all day trying to create a natural habitat for each of them by collecting sticks, rocks and dirt. He'd only gotten puppy chow for them so far, but he figured if any of the bigger animals thought they were too badass for puppy chow they could just eat one of the other animals or something.

Then that's animal on animal abuse and, well, that's just nature. Or that's the way Mac saw it at least.

Anyway, he's stupid and left a trail of grass and dirt to his room. Does someone want to find these animals? Mac's not home right now but the door's unlocked. He'll be back in the morning with his natural habitat stuff.]
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004: P.E.T.A.&S.

Dec. 3rd, 2009 12:29 am
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[backdated to earlier today because I am fail and couldn't get on all day]

Okay, so that pussy kind of douchebag thing that Kyle said earlier about animal abuse or some shit at first seemed like just a stupid entry... but then I realized how brilliant it was, dude. It was like the ultimate "pretend you're sensitive and get chicks to bone you for it" plan. But then... [serious tone] Heh...

I realized it's all real. All of it. The animal abuse. The three-legged dogs. The one-eyed kittens. And it needs to be stopped! I always knew it was my calling in life to help people. But now it's more than just people. It's pets. People and pets alike.

I am now the founding member of P.E.T.A.&S. (Paradisa's Ethical Treatment for Animals and Shit). I vow to help all the animals of Paradisa!! And kick anyone's ass who tries to get in my way!


[ooc: sorry for the lateness. All pet owners can react in the morning for whoever wants to participate! ♥]
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003: Mac is a Lesbian

Nov. 25th, 2009 04:00 pm
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"Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood."

-Gloria Steinem

I've been in the library all day reading about feminism. It's thrilling! It's just so interesting, the struggle of women over time. From being enslaved by the Egyptians, to being tied up to sticks and burned for witchcraft, to the Trail of Tears... you women have had it rough. I'm sorry for being such a chauvinist pig the other day! Frankly, I'm disgusted with myself. That's it, I'm a feminist now. In fact, I'm gonna come out as gay woman right now, in front of all of Paradisa.

So (based off the reviews in my last entry) now that I'm a lesbian, I bet there's a shit load of chicks who wanna bang me.
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002: I think I'm gonna bang Dennis' mom.

Nov. 22nd, 2009 10:41 pm
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Okay, so I talked to this really horny chick tonight, and it made me think...

if I'm gonna be stuck here, I might as well make myself as useful as I can, right? So, I'm gonna put it out there right now for all the chicks here (of all most ages, by the way):




I will bang you. There's no need to get sexually frustrated.
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001: What's Up, Bitches?

Nov. 18th, 2009 04:06 pm
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[tapping on the journal]

What the-- hello? This little book is the weirdest freakin' thing I've ever seen. Must be new technology if I haven't seen it before.


Is this a live recording? Am I on the radio? I always knew I had the best radio voice. I should do a recording of Project Badass. [loud tapping]

HELLO?

[quiet as he looks around the room] Am I in Vegas? Did I get molested last night? 'Cause my asshole feels kinda tender...

[gasp] Did the McPoyle's take us hostage again?! Nah, this place is too nice. Well, whoever it is that kidnapped and raped me, could you kidnap and rape Dennis, too? Because we just became best friends again, and I'm sure it's been way over an hour since I've checked in with him.
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About the Archive

"Paradisa Lost" is the archive of what the journals contained between December 1st, 2006 and January 10th, 2012. On that final day, Paradisa issued new journals, so that the residents could fill them up again. While there are still residents around who have old journals, we have chosen to preserve the old journals here for muns' reference and history.

"Lost" in the title refers to both the old journals that the residents once kept, and also to our move to Dreamwidth from the original Livejournal community, where Paradisa started. It is a fresh start for muns, as well as for the characters.

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