PARADISA LOST

Now, where did that Ryuuken run off to with his bow and arrow? I wonder if he had gotten lost. [chuckles]

RYUUKEN! WHERE ARE YOU? DID YOU MANAGED TO CATCH ANYTHING? HURRY BACK, MY DAUGHTER AND I ALREADY GOT THE FIRE ALL SET-UP!


Hm, a vine. Should I do it? Seems pretty sturdy! [He attempts the jungle cry.]


Ah, there's Ryuuken!

What a lovely invitation! I wonder what I should go as. Hm ...

A-ha! I know. I shall be King! By default, Yuzu shall be the lovely princess and Ichigo shall be prince.

Oh~ Ryuuken, we should have matching costumes! You should be my ROYAL ADVISORY! Now, who else would I find to fill in the remaining spots?

[Recorded]

What? A burger? How kind of you?  But I can't accept this!  I'm on a diet and it's almost time for my wonderful, beautiful, adorable daughter's cooking.  But don't worry!  I know a starving, growing teenager that could sure have some!

Hm.... where do you get that crown?

Today, I and Team Kurosaki bring you four fine single bachelors who might help solve your loneliness and boy problems! Now, without further ado and interruption, I shall introduce them to you.

We have four fine young men, different types. So you are bound to find one that suits your taste.

First off:

- We have the Awkward, Shy, Rebellious, Teen Type. My son, Kurosaki Ichigo. You know, the one who's louder than me and loves to hug blenders! Don't let his weirdness lose points in your books!

- The Ambitious, Serious, Mysterious Type - Ishida Uyru. If you chicks dig the glasses, he is so your type! Hurry now, this types goes super fast. LOOK AT HIS DETERMINATION! HE WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE SURE YOU LOOK GOOD! Go out on a date with Uryu today! Oh. and there's a typo on the fliers, for more info on this fine gentlemen, please refer to his friends or me, not his father.

- The Carefree, Charming Type - Ravi! The Exorcist, the redhead with an eye-patch! Like a little badass in them, what's more badass than the eye-patch he wears? Gives you a little pirate feel! Please, do not go bother Kanda Yuu if you want info on Ravi, come to me or the boy himself.

- Last but not least, we have "The Diligent, Arrogant Type (Little Arrogance Only)" - Bak Chan! Ladies, worry about the other three are too young for you? Don't worry, than Bak's your man! You know, the guy who posted pictures of how awesome he all over the castle? Got lots of problems, can't answer? Bak will solve them for you! He is also a potential bird killer!

- Looking for the "Mean Type that Makes Children Cry?" - Ishida Ryuuken, late forties. Picture? See Ishida Uryu, but with white hair! Glasses too.


Not enough information? Don't worry. Tonight, 8PM, dining hall, they'll be there (next to their life size cardboard) and we'll have Questions and Answers. See you there! 

Don't see a type you like? Or guys, want to be part of this? Give me your info today, and we'll work something out!

[] OOC: more info here. Thank you Lauren(Yuzu) for all the awesome fliers) []

DADDY'S SO HAPPY THAT HE CAN FINALLY EAT YUZU-CHAN'S LOVELY, DELICIOUS, DINNER MADE WITH LOVE!!!!.  Daddy's been eating instant ramen and dry sandwiches here.

Now Yuzu, there's a lot of dangerous people here as well as nice people.  Hm... seems like a lot of them are eating here at the dining hall as well.  Let me take the chance to point out some of them out to you.

Make sure you remember their faces!!!  Got it?

[A pause as he points at people]



[] OOC: cut because it's too long.  ISSHIN AND YUZU, DISRUPTING YOUR DINNER.  Feel free to have characters stop by as Isshin makes some loud comments about them.  HE IS GOING TO BE LOUD, HE'S SO HAPPY HIS KID IS HERE SORRY XD.  Also pink is Yuzu Yuzu made a lot of food, Miso soup, rice balls, Tonkatsu, Donduri, and dessert is the peach castella  ]

What's this rumor I heard about a Kagami 2 lurking around the castle?  Is it true? 

Or is this person Kagami Junior?  It'll explain his lack of presence lately [ : D ]

[Recorded sounds of door opening and happy whistling; whistling stops abruptly]

AHHH!!  MASAKI!! WHERE DID YOU GO?  OH NO, MASAKI HAS LEFT ME AGAIN. 

Why is life in this castle so cruel?  I didn't even get to introduce her to everybody yet.  Oh Masaki!  Why didn't you take me with you.

[Filtered to Bak's Friends, Exorcist and their allies]

Friends of THE GREAT BAK!  The exorcists and their allies (if they'd like).  Bak will be hosting a party in his room.  Room 1719!  COME NOW!!  Bring beer and wine and whatever you drink!  I'll bring the condoms in case anything happens to you guys. 

THIS IS TO CELEBRATE BAK BEING FREE OF PAPERWORK!!

[/Filtered]

Hm... this sudden change of weather could only mean one thing - GLOBAL WARMING!  Didn't know it'll occur here.


If the snow keeps falling at this rate, we can definitely have CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!!! And also snowball fights and sledding.  But in the meantime, think I'll have a nice cup of hot coffee to warm me up.


I wonder what Rukia-chan has been up to?  Haven't spoken with her lately.  

And Allen-kun!  Are you feeling much better now?

[Added in later, parts dictated dramatically]
Seems like you guys prefer the generic: OH MY GOD THIS IS ALL THE CASTLE'S FAULT.  Guess there is no room for originality anymore.