PARADISA LOST

[So Kanji spent most of his time in Paris being withdrawn while he tried to make sense of complicated moral and ethical issues. He's still brooding actually, but things are about to change.]

Screw it! I can't freakin' go on like this. Just gotta bite the bullet and do this shit.

So, people I know, anybody wanna hang out this afternoon or tomorrow? Play games or watch movies or whatever. Best cure for feelin' down is hanging out with friends. Hell, even if we don't know each other, nothin' saying we can't fix that! So what do you guys say? We could have like a movie night or shit sometime.

[That's pretty much it, except for a few private messages he pens off after a few minutes.]
( Private messages to Feferi, Adachi, and Eridan )

--shit. Why the hell am I still so sore? Did I crack a rib or--dammit journal, I didn't mean to record that. Screw you.

[Then Kanji actually switches to writing it out. It's a miracle! A miracle in lilac with a few artistic embellishments. Somebody's getting in deep touch with his artistic side. Too bad his handwriting is kind of awful still.]

Man, when the hell did these fairy things get all over? They're cute. Anyway, I'm mostly making this to say that I finished all the dolls I was making for people! So come by and pick them up whenever you're free, guys. I'm in 2012 in Terrere tower. And if anybody else wants a doll I've still got a bunch and I can make whatever you guys want.

Clothes too, actually. I gotta get into more practice with clothes.

[The next bit appears under a filter, Filtered to people I haven't already asked, I guess.]

Okay, I didn't think I'd be doing much learning new shit here, but I guess you can't escape it in any universe. Can anybody tell me what the hell a moirail is? Actually, anything about the troll guys here would be cool, 'cause I'm suddenly getting the feeling I'm not getting a lot of shit and just making an ass of myself. Uh, if I have been, I'm sorry?

Dammit, that sounded better in my head.

((ooc: All the cultural miscommunication means Kanji is really confused and it is the most hilarious thing. Anyway, there are fairies in his room if anyone wants kisses, planned or unplanned.))

[It starts with a thump, a groan, and a muffled curse, probably nothing too out of the ordinary.] --the hell?

[Then two beats of silence, and the voice on the other end sounds almost awed.] ...Whoa. What is this place?

[There's some more silence, while on the other end, Kanji is peering around at the lobby, quite clueless and confused. As far as he's concerned the only explanation is one that should make no sense whatsoever, so he's starting to get frustrated and muttering.]

...can't be. If the damn bear--

[And then he raises his voice, sounding more mildly annoyed and lost than actually angry.] You hear me? If this is your fault, you're gonna get a swift kick in the ass! Come out, dammit!