Well

Dec. 16th, 2007 10:53 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
That's one thing I thought I'd never see. My gun decided to chase Dax around the castle for a bit.

It seems to have... ah... stopped that now, thank God.

I must have been high. Or... something. Jesus Christ, Castle.
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
Freakin' jungle.... When'd it get so humid? And that stupid fruit, I swear to God, once this is over I am taking a shower forev--

[mrowling sound from the bushes]

...--ver.

.....

What the heck.


[Jak picks up something small and fuzzy, which mrowls again]

....

a jaguar cub. You've GOT to be kidding me. Where there's cubs, there's always a...

....


[a pause]

Mother?


[an even longer pause; apparently, the mom is dead, probably the one that wanted to eat Stork, and Jak is trying to decide what he is going to do with this little baby kitty]

...............

don't give me that look.

No. No way. I'm leaving, you... little... pest. I WILL eat you!


[he places it down and starts to walk away, but stops, pauses for about five minutes, and then turns right back around and picks it up]


If Dax ever shows up, he's gonna kill me


[[ooc: MOMMA JAK :D He has a soft spot for animals, chuuuu~]]
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
Hey.

People planning the pig hunt?

I'm in.

Ugh

Nov. 11th, 2007 11:47 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
Well. There go my supplies. I had bottled some water and every--

[transcribed startled noise. transcribed]

Holy fuck that's a big snake... shit...! Get away, you scaly son of a bitch! [sounds of Jak stomping on a snake. Squish, crack, etc.]

A big dead snake.


[written]

I'm going to guess the castle usually doesn't have giant fucking snakes in it.

uh...

Nov. 9th, 2007 11:52 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
[transcribed]

[sounds of billards being played, as well as general chatter and the clinking of a glass or two]

Hm..

... Hey, Zelman? You uh... does something feel off to you?

Uhhhh

Oct. 31st, 2007 08:13 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
See, now I'm happy I didn't dress up.

Uh... I'll be in town. At the bar. If, you know, anyone cares.
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
Alright so! Listen up!

To those of you who are teaching, signed up for, or want to sign up for Firearms/Marksmanship or Self Defense, drop me a line here. I'm Jak and I am gonna be helping to teach those classes, and I need to figure out how much shit I need to get. To my coteachers, let's talk and work some stuff out.



You know, I think I am gonna dress up for Halloween after all. Heh.

Ok... what?

Oct. 9th, 2007 09:19 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
Alright.

So the first few people who picked up the damn rings before the warnings? They're cool. The people who APPARENTLY just happened to have the rings lying around in their stuff.... well, I guess you're cool too.

The rest of you idiots have no excuse! Geez.

How many unconscious people now? 4? 5? Shit. You people would lose your damn heads if they weren't attached to you.
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
Ugh.

Merely a flesh wound.

ExpandFILTER; Fight Club )

I am gonna go find a band-aid.

fifth shot

Sep. 23rd, 2007 07:11 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
This place really knows how to pick 'em. A lot of whiny little shits. But you can't say anything about it, because then people accuse YOU of whining... wait, oh shit. [transcribed chuckling] Catch 22.

I wonder how Dax is doing.

I'm gonna go play pool.
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
Hmmmm. [a soft noise of a glass being set down on the desk]

[written down]


Thanks for the flower, uhm.... Aeris, was it? Pretty nice. None of the girls back home would do something like that. Except maybe Tess. Nice tits, no brain. Shame about the ottsel thing [gone 8D]

[a pause and a distant recorded scream of "OH GOD AN AMAZONIAN MANKILLER FLOWER" as well as a girly screech]

....

oooohkay.

[[ooc: yes, Jak and Stork are on the same floor, so to PREVENT SPAM, Stork pretty much got a flower, sneezed, and immediately assumed it wanted to kill him. Yep.]]

third shot

Sep. 18th, 2007 04:08 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
[pen taps]

It's very quiet. I (almost) miss Daxter's constant noise.



What the hell is there to do around here besides get smashed every night?

[[ooc: PS, JAK NEEDS A ROOM! D:]]
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
.....

ungggghhhh my head.

Note: Eat before you drink that much.


What's with all this desu shit?

first shot

Sep. 14th, 2007 05:16 pm
[identity profile] eco-renegade.livejournal.com
[dictated;]

ugh.. precursors, my head....

wait a damn minute.


This isn't my bed.

...... This isn't Haven City. Or Spargus. Or Krass.

....

Daxter? DAXTER! Where are you, you little fuzzball.... dammit. Where the hell is he. Where the hell am I?

....

[sound of the journal being picked up, then stuffed in a bag. There is a mechanical "whirrrrr" and then the sound of a gun cocking. The door opens, then shuts]


[[ooc: Jak in in ur castle :O]]

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