Six

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

Was there really a T-Rex outside that just keeled over and died yesterday? 'Cause that sounds like some kind of symbol... oh hey, there's a door here.

[Well, if he would go and put a couch in front of it, there is a good chance that he wouldn't notice a door. Give him a break, he's not lived in a him-sized house for years. Have the sound of a door opening, folks]

A...hot tub?

Deadpool, why would you give me a.... No. No, you know what? I'm good with not knowing. Ever.

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[housewareshero.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's an indian giver, an' he wanted it for if one of his fingers ever cramped up.

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

...Thanks for that mental image, Ash.

[housewareshero.livejournal.com]

[happily] Hey, no prob.

So what's this about a dinosaur? [yes, he really WAS alternately passed out or hung over for a whole day and a half, thank you]

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

I didn't see it myself, but apparently a T-Rex keeled over and died outside the castle yesterday.

It's kinda sad that sentence makes sense.

[housewareshero.livejournal.com]

You're talkin' to a guy who's been to the 13th century, Pocket Protector, it don't surprise me at all.

I just hope more of the suckers don't show up with a better talent for stayin' alive.

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

...Point.

I don't know, it would be kinda cool to see real live dinosaurs. [He wants to ride a compy! :D]

[housewareshero.livejournal.com]

[in that sarcastically enthusiastic way he has] And hey! Now that there's a dead one, you might get your wish!

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

Nooot exactly what I had in mind, Ash.

[housewareshero.livejournal.com]

Hey, can't say I didn' try.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

I figured since I was giving you a house, I might as well go all out. It's nice right? Maybe you could get some Barbie to share it with.

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

Not I'm I'm not grateful for it, it's kinda...

...

I'm not that sad and lonely to use Barbie for company.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

You don't want to share it with Ken do you? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that...

Every been to the Savage Land, Shortie?

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

I don't even... [Sigh] No. I hate his hair.

Luckily, I missed out on a trip to the deepest jungles of suck.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

You don't like brunets?

You missed out! Killing dinosaurs is so fun. Especially the tiny ones. They think they're so tough.

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

I think it's more how it... I'm not having this conversation.

[Chuckle] Tiny for you or tiny for me? They'd, you know, eat me.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Party pooper

For me. Though a tiny one for me... Could you mess with it's head so you could ride it like a horse? I'm not sure how you work.

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

...

...

Okay. That would be cool.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Damn right it would be.

Could you do it?

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

I don't know about taking over it's mind, but I'm good with animals. I bet I could tame one.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Maaaan I hope we get more dinosaurs around here because that would be so cool. You think you could do it to a big one too?

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

Maybe? I don't know, so long as I don't get eaten. Shortpack's Adventures in the Digestive System doesn't appeal to me.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

As long as you had mini-scuba gear you'd be fine

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure scuba gear doesn't protect you from stomach acid, Deadpool.

[mouthiness.livejournal.com]

Acid-proof scuba gear?

[pocketsizedpal.livejournal.com]

Why would there be...

No. Okay. Acid-proof scuba gear.