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[fired-once.livejournal.com]

All right, let's do a roll call. Who here got cars, or some other type of automobile, for Christmas? 

Because I got my collection.

I'm going to have to make a garage to put them all in, but I figure I might as well make it large enough for everybody else's, too. I'm a nice guy like that.

Comments

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

You're aware that I can slightly alter reality in my favour?

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

That is totally cheating.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Your point is?

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

The car's not actually outperforming anything, that's the point.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Yes it is. It can drive itself and everything. It's like that film, only it doesn't kill people.

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

I could get my cars to do that, too. Though it'd take all the fun out of it.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Not when you need to do other things while you're reading. [Like reading books about the end of the world, for instance]