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[fired-once.livejournal.com]

All right, let's do a roll call. Who here got cars, or some other type of automobile, for Christmas? 

Because I got my collection.

I'm going to have to make a garage to put them all in, but I figure I might as well make it large enough for everybody else's, too. I'm a nice guy like that.

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[fired-once.livejournal.com]

And another motorcycle, huh?

[yeahihidmypants]

I'd park in my room, but the freight elevator doesn't work in the tower for some reason. It's there, but it just doesn't go up and down.

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

Well, have no fear. You'll have room for it.

[yeahihidmypants]

Thanks.

[yeahihidmypants]

So you said collection? [is now focusing on others, not just himself]

What do you own? [has a collection himself, back home]

[fired-once.livejournal.com]

[here, have a list of very high-end sports cars, one or two of which don't exist anywhere else because he made them himself]