ext_357330 ([identity profile] devilmarked.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2009-12-17 01:01 pm
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[ surprise surprise! look it's a wild Dante, sleeping on a couch, with a pair of swords leaning against the couch, mind you these are no normal swords. they are devil arms, so any could can sense demons and the like are probably going to get some demonic vibes off these things.

oh and they like to talk, despite the fact Dante hates it when they do. so guess what they're doing right now while their master sleeps? ]


We should wake him...

I shall do it.

No! I want too!

It should be my duty as the favorite!

[ grunt ] He uses us both equally!

No he doesn't! He uses me more!

Do not be foolish, it is obvious I am more favored.

You are obviously delusional brother, for I---

[ talking swords? meet Dante's boots, disgruntled half devil is rather disgruntled he was having a really good dream until the idiots woke him up ]

No. Talking. How many times do I have to tell you!?

[ from underneath Dante's feet: ] ...Sorry.

( ooc; Red is Agni, blue is Rudra, and purple is the both of them. feel free to use this post for kissing or whatever )
ino: (Vaguely surprised.)

[personal profile] ino 2009-12-17 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[..... walk walking by, and she was going to stop to say something to Dante, but ... did those swords just .... talk? she's standing there, mouth open slightly]
ino: (Uhh ... what?)

[personal profile] ino 2009-12-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
... Hey.

Those yours? [points]
ino: (Yes well ...)

[personal profile] ino 2009-12-17 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[... lol looks at them]

Are you hurting them?
ino: (Vaguely surprised.)

[personal profile] ino 2009-12-17 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why can they talk?

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[identity profile] hyper-thief.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
So why do your swords talk?

[identity profile] hyper-thief.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I have one? You don't seem to like them.

[identity profile] hyper-thief.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. [Look what you did, Dante. Rikku's sad.] You sure? I'll be super nice to them!

[identity profile] hyper-thief.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
But you are mean to them. That's usually a sign of dislike, ya know.

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[identity profile] wornbright.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wtf stares at those talking swords ]

[identity profile] wornbright.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ meanwhile nita can't stop laughing at those videos... ]

EHHHH?!

[identity profile] vengefullight.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just happened to be wandering by when he heard the voices, then glances over, raising an eyebrow.]

Talking weapons? My condolences.

[identity profile] vengefullight.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't either, and I consider myself very fortunate for that. Can't find something to enchant them to make them shut up?

[identity profile] vengefullight.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He just rolls his visible eye.] Well, excuse me, how the fuck was I supposed to know that? My specialty is vampires, not demons, asshole.

[identity profile] vengefullight.livejournal.com 2009-12-18 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I read books all the goddamn time since there's nothing else to do in this god forsaken place. I'm sorry that I haven't had the chance to pick up "Talking Demonic Weapons for Dummies" yet.