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[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ surprise surprise! look it's a wild Dante, sleeping on a couch, with a pair of swords leaning against the couch, mind you these are no normal swords. they are devil arms, so any could can sense demons and the like are probably going to get some demonic vibes off these things.

oh and they like to talk, despite the fact Dante hates it when they do. so guess what they're doing right now while their master sleeps? ]

We should wake him...

I shall do it.

No! I want too!

It should be my duty as the favorite!

[ grunt ] He uses us both equally!

No he doesn't! He uses me more!

Do not be foolish, it is obvious I am more favored.

You are obviously delusional brother, for I---

[ talking swords? meet Dante's boots, disgruntled half devil is rather disgruntled he was having a really good dream until the idiots woke him up ]

No. Talking. How many times do I have to tell you!?

[ from underneath Dante's feet: ] ...Sorry.

( ooc; Red is Agni, blue is Rudra, and purple is the both of them. feel free to use this post for kissing or whatever )

Comments

[ino]

[..... walk walking by, and she was going to stop to say something to Dante, but ... did those swords just .... talk? she's standing there, mouth open slightly]

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ oh sup Ino, he looks over and grins like nothing is wrong at all ]

Hey.

[ino]

... Hey.

Those yours? [points]

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ idly shifts more weight on them, which probably causes a few muffled noises of protest but haha ]

Yup.

[ino]

[... lol looks at them]

Are you hurting them?

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ scoffs ] No, it's what they get for talking.

[ino]

Why can they talk?

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ scratches his head little, good question ]

They're Devil Arms, these two were weapons before I kicked their asses so they didn't really change. [ like that makes sense ]

[hyper-thief.livejournal.com]

So why do your swords talk?

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

They just do. [ muffled noises get ]

[hyper-thief.livejournal.com]

Can I have one? You don't seem to like them.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Sorry babe, but I'm not going to part with them anytime soon.

[hyper-thief.livejournal.com]

Awww. [Look what you did, Dante. Rikku's sad.] You sure? I'll be super nice to them!

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

I'm positive.

[hyper-thief.livejournal.com]

But you are mean to them. That's usually a sign of dislike, ya know.

[wornbright.livejournal.com]

[ wtf stares at those talking swords ]

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ LEERING AT THEM UNTIL oh look it's a kid ]

...Sorry kiddo, you're going nuts.

[wornbright.livejournal.com]

[ meanwhile nita can't stop laughing at those videos... ]

EHHHH?!

[vengefullight.livejournal.com]

[He just happened to be wandering by when he heard the voices, then glances over, raising an eyebrow.]

Talking weapons? My condolences.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ still has his feet on them ]

You have no idea.

[vengefullight.livejournal.com]

I don't either, and I consider myself very fortunate for that. Can't find something to enchant them to make them shut up?

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Oh gee why haven't I ever thought of that? I don't know, maybe cause they're fucking demonic weapons.

[vengefullight.livejournal.com]

[He just rolls his visible eye.] Well, excuse me, how the fuck was I supposed to know that? My specialty is vampires, not demons, asshole.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ there is a muffled noise under one of his feet and he scowls at Agni for a second ]

Read a book sometime, dickweed.

[vengefullight.livejournal.com]

I read books all the goddamn time since there's nothing else to do in this god forsaken place. I'm sorry that I haven't had the chance to pick up "Talking Demonic Weapons for Dummies" yet.