Bunbunmaru Article Two!

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[Aya is standing in the kitchen to the personal room of her and Dio, staring at the letter of the task of the day. She reached up and scratched her head, before shouting]

Heeey Roomie! DIOO~! Can you cook? Because we have to cook something!

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[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

[Shock. Why?]
...I... Uh. Crap.
[Scratches the side of his silver-haired head.]

I've never cooked before.

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[Have dis face Dio, while she holds up the note.]

Well we have to figure something out. The last two letters that ended in 'or else' had a consequence, so it's obvious this one will too.

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

Hell.
Alright, what do we have to work with?

[Scowling, hoping he doesn't destroy the entire room in the process of trying to make a small meal.]

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[She throws her arms out, as if gesturing to the entire kitchen they have in their room.]

Just this! Shouldn't be too hard, right? We just gotta cook one thing to contribute to the meal on this particular floor!

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

Alright. Then we'll just have to improvise...
We have...

[Reaches into a nearby cabinet and pulls out a box, frowning at it's label.]

"Cake" Mix.
what the hell is a cake?

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

... Seriously?

It's a baked good, it's generally delicious as long as it's made right. Since we have the mix, that shouldn't be too hard for us to do! [She claps, then snatches the box out of Dio's hand, looking it over and the ingredient list.]

Let's see... Yeah, shouldn't be too hard!

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

Then let's get started.
Maybe we can add our own twist to it for extra flavor, or something. I heard someone else say it so it's worth a shot.

[Nods slowly, crossing his arms.]

What do we need?

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[She's staring at the ingredient list now.]

Let's see... Eggs, oil, water... and whatever else we want to add!

.... what would be good to add to it?

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

Why not some soda? And some baking powder to make it smell nice? Only a little, anyways.

I heard Baking powder takes out bad scents.

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[If either of them were intelligent, they SHOULD think that that was actually a recipe for disaster and not delicious cake. ...but clearly neither of them are smart.]

Hm... Why not, it's worth a shot!

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

[Goes into the fridge, grabbing various sodas and chuckling.]

Let's get to it.


[[OOC: I give them ten seconds.]]

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[And Aya's gotten out the bowl and already poured the cake mix in. She then looks at Dio.]

Be my guest.

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

[Dio quickly opens all the soda in a blur of motion, pouring each one in, and then shuffling through the cabinets until a box of baking powder/soda is found... and pours the entire thing in.]

Here we go.

[[ooc: I take it back. Two. XD ]]

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[Aya is being ever so helpful by... supervising. Because she's just watching while Dio does everything else. Of course, when the items mix together, her hearing picks up something.]

...uhm. Is a cake mixture supposed to make that sound?

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

...No, I don't thin-

[KABOOOOOOM, ALDERON CHUNKS EVERYWHERE- *shot*, I mean yeah, big explosion. Apparently Dio didn't know that certain sodas and baking powder don't mix, and as a result, the cake mix went flying everyyyyywhere.]

...Oh.

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

[And Aya's cringing and covering her ears, while getting covered in their apparently lethal cake batter. She uncovers her ears and pauses, before looking at Dio.]

... I think maybe we should endure the consequence for this one.

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

...Yeah.
I can go without dinner after that.

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I... think I lost my appetite. It's best to endure that consequence, whatever it may be.

[She then pauses, looking at Dio.]

You clean the mess up. It was your idea.

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

[Frowns, unamused.]

M-Me!?
You were the one who said we should cook!

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

Yes, you.

I said we should cook because the castle told us to. But clearly we know as much about cooking as Reimu does about actually getting money for her shrine.

And you're the one that said adding soda and that powder was a good idea.

So clearly, it's your fault.

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

Themz fightin' words, missy.
I only followed along because I assumed this would at least be interesting, I do not need to eat often to survive. I could of lived without the meal.

How was I supposed to know?
We don't exactly make cakes on my post-apocalyptic homeworld.

Not entirely my fault.

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

I prefer to avoid conflict.

Ayayayaa, I had no idea you'd be such a pain over this.

... but the soda thing was still your idea.

[blue-machine.livejournal.com]

It was.
I'll admit that.