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[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

Arrrr, me mateys! I be the Dread Pirate Tommy, and you best be warned I'll be divestin' ya of all ye vittles iffen they not be nailed down. Why, d'ye ask? Because I be a speedy pirate, o'course!

Yo, ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...

Speakin'a which, I'm hungry. Best be off again!

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[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Ye wouldn't last five minutes on a pirate ship.

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

Oh, wouldn't I? I need no ship, matey! I'm me own ship!

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Aye, and how much cargo can ye carry?

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

...a lot! I be a-carryin' it in me belleh.

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

At least people be able to tell us apart.

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

Because you be a briny wench?

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Because ye be a lardass.

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

I not be! I be able to burn me food off.

Ye just be jealous.

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Of what, pray tell.

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

Why, me dashing good looks, o'course.

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Arr, we be twins ya tar-for-brains.

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

'ey! Just because ye can't be keepin' up with me blindin' intellect, it don't mean you get ta be slingin' insults.

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh.livejournal.com]

Arrr, ye ain't gettin' anywhere near these vittles, yo! Cap'n Beat'll show ye what for!!

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

Oh? Can Cap'n Beat be competin' with Cap'n Speed?

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh.livejournal.com]

Yar, I ain't as fast without me board, yo, but me n' my crew c'n lay a Beat-down like yeh ain't never seen!

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

I'll believe it when I be seein' it wit me own two eyes, ya bluffin' bilgerat.

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh.livejournal.com]

Arrr, is that a challenge, ye scurvy dog?!

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

D'ya take it as one, ya scumbucket?

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh.livejournal.com]

I'll see yeh on th' duck pond, scallywag!!

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

< He's waiting there for Beat, derp >

Took ya long enough, brigand!

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh.livejournal.com]

Aye, time t' put our meals where our mouths is!

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

Aye! Have at ye!

[ Tommy is, at least, waiting for Beat to make the first move. ]

[bwaaaaaaaaaahh.livejournal.com]

[Beat is more than happy to oblige. Charging like a bull, he is!]

[lieutenantibuki.livejournal.com]

...pirate? Really? You sound like you belong in one of those old American films!

_{[Maya is amused.]}

[quicksilverfast.livejournal.com]

Really!