Five

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

And now a change from the Topic of the Day:

How about them bears?

Once you lot have stopped going on about how shocked you are at human nature, let me know.

Comments

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

No, there was something about...was that computer games?

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[cough; clearly embarrassed] It's, you know, a good way to relax sometimes.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

And pretend your a brilliant kickboxer who can shoot lightening from your fists.

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

...um, a gnome, actually.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

...

Tell me you weren't playing that one where you go around doing endless tasks?

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

There's fighting in it, too! It's not all going on quests.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

Most of it is. It's just sad, Tosh.

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[sigh; this is why she didn't want to tell you] I've hardly got anything better to do on a Friday night.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

That's what alcohol and sex is for.

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[dryly] You have your typical Friday nights, I have mine.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

You know you want to try it.

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[eyeroll] Never said I hadn't. Just not on a Friday night, is all. Or, um, at home.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

...Not at home? What are you going on about?

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[eyeroll] Here, obviously.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

No I mean... [confused pause] What about your soldier boy?

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[a longer, more confused pause] What?

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

What was his name? Tommy. You know, we used to unfreeze him?

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

Right, I remember the unfreezing bit. But we never did anything.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

[Owen's going to stare at the journal for a good long time, now B/]

Yes you did. You shagged his bloody brains out. And that alien bird, Mary? Her too.

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

[blinkblinkblink] Alien...bird? What the hell are you on about, Owen?

YOU SAW NOTHING

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

What do you mean? How can you not remember her? She broke into Torchwood.

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that wasn't a dream? I expect your dreams involve loads of lesbians, Owen.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

[Long pause]

It wasn't a sodding dream! Ask any of the others, they'll tell you the same thing.

[torchwoodgenius.livejournal.com]

Well, Owen, I think I would remember shagging an alien.

[ratjamlol.livejournal.com]

Well, you did. Maybe you banged your head or something. Unless it's some really fucked up loss.