paradisalost | (no subject)

I thought this place was boring, and now it just got... annoying. On so many levels.

Diana:
Why are you M.I.A.? We kind of should talk.

Claire:
Can I get a re-date? One on which I don't upset you and act like an asshole? It's possible, I promise.

Booster:
So I talked to the girl I said I was going to talk to and... she got mad. So Operation Find Prime a New Girlfriend failed. But I say we think of something else slightly more serious? I heard he's killed people. I think he's a little more deserving of an ass-beating than a hotter girlfriend.

And in response to the last superhero post:
Don't hate on the spandex, please. I understand your jealousy... but come on. It's unbecoming.