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[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[someone is shifting in bed as they wake up - and then there's an annoyed grunt]

All right, castle, let's discuss your sense of humour. When I said I wanted an attractive naked bloke in my bed, I meant, you know, someone I could shag.

[Donna peers under the covers] ...you even tied the bow around it? Really?

There are times when a bloody year seems like an eternity.

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Yay - Kenneth Baranagh

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

[Have a polite cough]

I do have a few suits you can borrow Miss Noble, if the castle hasn't provided you with anything.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[wryly] Thanks for the offer, Ianto, but I'm sure the castle's seen fit to positively fill my wardrobe to the brim. [snort] I can't imagine myself in a proper suit, anyway.

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

[Smiles amused]

Well if it hasn't, the offer still stands.


Does this sort of thing happen quite often then? A year is quite a while to live through this castle's particular branch of humour.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[put-out sigh] It likes to sort of...recycle losses with me, dunno why. This is the third time I've been a bloke - though the last time was when loads of us all swapped bodies. Jack was in the Master's body, if you can believe that.

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

The who?

I think I'd prefer to stick to mine, I'm rather attached to it.

[Murmurs amused.]

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

Y'know, Harold Saxon? Murderous Time Lord bloke, and all that?

Well, yeah, I quite like mine, too. Being male is confusing.

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

Harold Saxon, who was running for election a little while back?

He's a Time Lord like the doctor?

[Muses] I suppose that explains why he disappeared all of a sudden.


[Chuckles] And, I wouldn't say it was the being male part that was confusing.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

Like the Doctor, only crazy. [pause] ...crazier.

I like being a cat better than being a bloke. People pet you when you're a cat.

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

I'll keep an eye out.


[Have a childishly cheeky laugh.] People pet you when you're a bloke too you know.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[snort] If I can't pull with breasts, I'm not going to have much better luck without 'em.

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

You never know, maybe you can start your own speed dating group?

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

Ugh, speed dating. I tried that once - all the blokes there were a bit, well, desperate.

[kinky-stopwatch.livejournal.com]

Yes and I suppose in this place you'd probably get them at the more weird end of the spectrum.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[Oh look, you've pulled someone out of his self-contained misery long enough to reply to the journal]

I'm intrigued.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

Curiosity killed the cat, Crowley. Mind you, I don't know what it does to snakes.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Probably the same thing. Having fun?

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, it's brilliant. I can't shave 'cos I'm afraid I'll end up nicking my jugular or something.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Surely it can't be that difficult, what with those modern pansy razors.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I've never actually tried. It's a bit different to shaving your legs, I expect.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

See, I have tried that. [Pause] That time I was a woman.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[snerk] Yeah, but shaving your legs is easier 'cos you can see what you're doing, and you aren't near any really vital arteries or anything. Anyway, I don't mind having a beard, raelly. I think it looks a bit dashing.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[brb laughing, sorry Donna :D]

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

[B|] Shut it, or I'll suggest to the castle that you would enjoy being a woman.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[snorts] Considering the number of times I mocked the Master and Crowley for it, you'd think it would've happened already.

[walkingthedust.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I made it happen to Peter the first time I was a bloke.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like you just can't catch a break!