khamsa: Sherwood Forest Rap

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

Prince John and the sheriff -- they was runnin' the show,
Raisin' the taxes 'cause they needed the dough.
A reign of terror took over the land;
They were shakin' down the people just to beat the band.

I said, Hey! Hey!
I said, Hey! Hey!
I said
Hey nonny nonny, and a Ho, ho, ho!

The people weren't happy; morale was low.
They had no place to turn to -- there was nowhere to go.
They needed a hero, but no one could be found,
'Cause Robin Hood was out of town.

I said, Hey! Hey!
I said, Hey! Hey!
I said
Hey nonny nonny, and a Ho, ho, ho!

He was put into the slammer by his Arab foe,
And in a little while he would be no mo'.

I said, Hey! Hey!
I said, Hey! Hey!
I said
Hey nonny nonny, and a Ho, ho, ho!
Hey nonny nonny, and a Woe! Woe! Woe!

Check it out!

[Loss is a go]

Comments

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

...Eh?

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

What?

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[a pause]

Ah....Nice...poem?

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

...It's not a poem

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

...Song?

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

Yeah, course.

I'm glad you liked it.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Mm, yeah! I've never heard the story of Robin Hood be told like that before! Or heard any song like that before...

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

What d'ya mean the story of Robin Hood?


[Raised brow]

You haven't heard a song like that before? Where were you born?

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

...The story of Robin Hood. It's a famous legend.

Um...England. [a pause] It's 1898 where I'm from.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

Right...

[Gives Allen a 'this boy is out of his mind' look, through the journal.]

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

...That was actually pretty sweet.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

[Grins]

Thanks, who're you?

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

Bart. You?

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

Achoo

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

Gesundheit.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

...


That's my name.

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

No, that's my pet.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

You've got a pet named Gesundheit?

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

It's a Pikachu.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

...


What's a Pikachu?

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

[quick drawing of a Pikachu, in black and white]

That.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

It looks like a demented mouse, are you sure you drew it right?

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

.....





Yes.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

[Raises a brow]

Seriously? Why does his tail look like its got kinks in it?

[i-findthem.livejournal.com]

Drugs are bad.

[saracen-djaq.livejournal.com]

Where do you think this is, South Central? I ain't on drugs.