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[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

You know, the last time I checked which was about ten minutes ago? That door definitely didn't lead to a bedroom. It went to a pantry.

A pantry full of food and other things so that I could make dinner for a hungry, cranky, and other wise not fun to be around Hokage. [She sighs and you can almost hear her position on her voice: hands on her hips, lips pursed.] Very clever, Minato. I'm quite impressed with your genjutsu skills. May I have my pantry back now please?

[There's a pause when she looks behind her and sees a hallway instead of her kitchen with no boyfriend in sight and her voice isn't as sure as it was a few seconds prior.] Minato?

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[namikazeminato.livejournal.com]

...

[namikazeminato.livejournal.com]

K...Kushina?

[namikazeminato.livejournal.com]

[dfjklasdf INSERT SOME SPAZZING HERE]

[namikazeminato.livejournal.com]

Where a--

done LMAO

[namikazeminato.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't use genjutsu on you! I don't know what you're talking about.

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[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

[THAT VOICE.]

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, sure you wouldn't. [Hang on a second, where is his voice coming from and why can't she see him?] ....Where are you, anyway?

[namikazeminato.livejournal.com]

[awkward laugh]

Uh... Before I start explaining, I want to clarify that I am neither on any sort of hallucinatory drug nor have I gone completely insane. Alright?

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

[Well that's a new way to start a conversation. She pauses, speaking hesitantly.] What did you do?

[namikazeminato.livejournal.com]

[-_-] ... Why is you assume I did something?

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[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

[omfg :(((( he was just thinking about her the other day. you know. being mother's day and all. AND NOW SHE'S HERE AND THIS IS A CRUEL, KICK ASS PLACE.]




[but he knows he shouldn't say anything sensitive yet :| damn it]

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

[writtennn]

This... isn't exactly a genjutsu, heh. Though it would be a really cool one if it was!

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

[Dictated sill~!]

Mm, a little too elaborate though! [She pauses, then laughs.] So a journal that writes in itself and knows what genjutsu is? Weird dream you're having here, Kushina.

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

[pff he's smiling like a fool but she won't know that]

It's not a dream either, unfortunately. It's Paradisa.

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

[Oh Naru-chan, you're so cute. ♥]

So I've been told. Ok, journal-who-writes-itself, if we're really in this place called Paradisa, then how come I'm here?

[oirokenojutsu.livejournal.com]

[lets a snort be recorded]

Because you're extra special~?

[ofthefaintsmile.livejournal.com]

[... she sees Minato dropped the bomb, so she's a little less hesitant about piping up now :| ]

You're... Naruto's mother, correct?

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

[Oh geeze, it's weird that people know her son.]

That's me!

[ofthefaintsmile.livejournal.com]

He'll be happy to see you're here. [... or... when he stops playing dumb fsdsdg]

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

If he doesn't feel totally awkward at first.

[ofthefaintsmile.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not totally.

[livingsandbox.livejournal.com]

[LONG SILENCE BECAUSE OMFG HIS BFFS MOM]

... Welcome.

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

[SHE'LL ADOPT YOU GAARA. ♥]

Thank you~.

[livingsandbox.livejournal.com]

You are... Uzumaki Naruto's mother?

[uzumakibeatdown.livejournal.com]

That's me. Am I playing more guessing games or do you give your name up readily?