blog twenty: it's gonna be legendary

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[beware, Paradisa. for outside your fair castle, upon your front lawn, lurks ... a NINJA. said ninja creeps up and hides behind one of the benches, peeking out surreptitiously across the lush, verdant, gorgeous May landscape - that, you know, doesn't really hide ninjas very well - and peers out at Crowley's Bentley, before looking over behind him and whispering:]

Coast's clear, Del. Let's -do- this.

((OOC: This thread has, indeed, been approved by Crowley-mun. XD))

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[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[Del creeps up behind him and peeks over his shoulder, eyes squinting and neon colored ninja gear doing even worse at its job than her partners. She's giggling, and starts to hum them some theme music]

Don't let it sneak away~

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[theme music! why didn't he think of that? that's AWESOME.]

That's okay. It won't even see us coming, becaaaause ... [holds up a smoke bomb. when Barney Stinson asks the castle for ninja gear, he goes all out, ok] I am da bomb. Say whaaaaat! [sneaky ninja high five plz!]

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[High five! As she looks slightly confused about what she's doing... And now she's tugging on him gently to start scampering off across the grass towards the car. Have to move quick!]

It was on fire once~

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[throws down a smoke bomb to cover their approach. and of course, it makes a TON of smoke and he can't see where the hell he's going. between coughs]

So how's this gonna work, do we just ... I dunno ... poof ...?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[Reaches for his hand to lead the way through the smoke. But she doesn't know where she's going so it's more of a general kinda-maybe-the-right-direcitionish direction.]

Have to shut the eyes and let it... [And the car starts to grow legs.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[watches, to see as much as he can through the smoke, because wow, that's pretty freaking ...] Awesome. ... [stands up and peeks his head through the top of the smoke cloud, just to make sure no one's coming. so basically there's a giant cloud of smoke around the Bentley with the top of a blue-eyed ninja head sticking out the top]

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[Giggles, and tugs on his hand] Do the stars look closer? Maybe it could fly away~

[The legs get longer, and the Bentley starts to try and move on them. Kinda like it's starting to turn on by itself but lacks the actual sentience such an action would require. The legs are totally long enough to lift it off the ground now, though, and keep tapping against the lush green grass.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[turns and stares] .... Wow. Hey, you were right, cars really should have been invented with legs. This is SO Tim Burton....

... It can't, you know, try and put some kind of weird car cocoon on us, right?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

...

[She just looks at him blankly. She hadn't thought of that. Now she wants to get in and try! So off she scampers to try and climb into the drivers seat. She got to drive last time, after all.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Waitwha--- HEY! Hey, wait for me! [runs after her. is so very un-ninja. especially since the smoke is slowly starting to clear]

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[Giggling like the mad woman she is, Del pulls open a door that may or may not have been unlocked before and slides into the drivers seat. She reaches over to unlock his door and is poking at bits and pieces of equipment.]

Hey... hey, uhm... which thingie starts it...?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Well, it's an older car, so it's a little different, but .... [leans in close to take a look] I'd guess it's that thingie right there. [points]

I don't really drive, but ... I've been in enough people's cars that I think that's it.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs and fidgets around with the area he pointed at until the starts up, and the legs shift around under them. The Ca heaves itself up on bug legs and fidgets around, getting used to this strange new form of moving. She eventually manages to coax it up and about, removing them from their now almost entierly gone smoke screen. She turns to grin at Barney]

Like the giant rides~

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Even better! [takes off his ninja hood thing and all but hangs out the passenger window like a dog to watch the legs work]

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[The legs ripple and lurch them around as Del starts around the castle]

Flying flying~

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[looks more like skittery skittery fweeeee, to Barney, but if she wants to call it flying, it can be flying, it's all good. starts to root around in Crowley's glove compartment to see if there's anything interesting]

... Wow, there's a lot of Queen in here ...

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Everything goes when left more than two weeks~ [She starts to try and drive random patterns faster than would really be advisable in normal circumstances.]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[and really, it's probably only the bug legs' inability to cooperate completely that's keeping him from falling out the passenger window. sits back down properly and buckles up. she should warn a guy when she's gonna do that. pops a tape into the deck and Headlong starts coming out of the speakers]

Hey, I wonder if we could take this thing down into town...

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[She hums the wrong song along with the music for a moment or two, and then starts to steer them haphazardly in the vague direction of town. Why not?]

Do you think that if the world exploded and there were only little bits and pieces of people everywhere that thay could make new people like flowers?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhh. [that's a really, really weird one, there, Del. that might just be a new level of weird, for him. for just a second he can hear Robin and Lily and Marshall telling him to tear them apart, again, and shudders]

.... Idon'tknow. ... I ... probably not.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[She looks at him and accidentally steers in the same direction, heading them to the duck pond]

...Oh... Could there be flower people anyway?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Around here? I think there could be just about anyth---- [and his eyes widen]

HOLY SHIT! POND, DEL! LOOK OUT FOR THE POND!

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[Pond? What po-

Oh. That pond. Which one was the thing that made the car slow down? Uhm... Oops, no, that's faster.]

Ahh...!

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

{braces his feet and grabs on to the edge of the window for dear life] THAT WASN'T THE BRAKE! HIT THE OTHER ONE!

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[She switches pedals and finals starts them slowing down, but not quite soon enough. The front wheels of the Bentley end up in the water, and Del gives Barney a sheepish look]

...Oops...?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[well, at least they didn't get soaked. that's a plus. looks around]

Well, this is fun. ... Uh. ... Can you back us out? Or, uh, you know, scurry or whatever?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[Reverses out without putting the car in reverse, and heads them toward town again]

Sun is shining it's a redone day [Hum hum hum]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Huh! I guess it is. ... I hope we didn't dent it or anything. Crowley'd be piiiiissed. [and that's kind of not within the parameters of the original prank. neither was the joyride, but ... well ... he was assuming Del wouldn't CRASH IT INTO THE POND aljfklajhslkjhfd. considers asking if she wants him to drive, and then realizes he'd have no idea how to handle a car with bug legs, so. just settles for singing along merrily to Queen]

~It's a kind-a maag-iiiiiic~... [bops his head a little, drumming on the dashboard and taking in the view]

Where'd Crowley go, anyway?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Away into the woods~

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Huh. ... Any idea what for?

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

...Q-tips?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

..... you know .....

[pause]

Yeah, I got nothin'. Mostly because they might actually be OUT there, knowing this place.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

[She muffles her laughter, and the Bentley pulls into town, skittering this way and that.]

Roaming freeeeee!

[a-morris-md.livejournal.com]

[dictated, durr]

Hey, man, what's up?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Just takin' a car ride, that's all, bro. [the tone is one of rather poorly feigned innocence, however] What's up with you?

[a-morris-md.livejournal.com]

Where'd you find a car?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

It's a friend of mine's. Another friend's looking after it for him while he's off on that big ... trip thing.