Vision: This sucks

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

This place sucks.

I mean, yeah, it's always been pretty sucky. But it just never stops sucking. Not for long, anyway.

Like Buffy the Vampire? That was not something I wanted to ever deal with. And now Xander's gone. Sure he's a dork, but he's a dork who made me laugh and made the crappy parts of this place not be so crappy.

I miss him. There, are you happy now? I admit it.

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[written until further notice]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[scribbles a note to her]

Cordy:

Haven't heard from you since St. Patrick's Day ... everything ok?

~ Barney

[Barney]

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Hey. Sorry if I lost track of you. Things have been crazy. More so than usual anyway.

Great to hear from you, though.

[Cordelia]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Good crazy or bad crazy? Everything okay?

[Barney]

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure where to start with this.

That whole trip to the land before time aside, me and my friends had the fun of chasing down a vampire.

[Cordelia! Filtered forevers and evers!]

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

I .... I thought I saw something about that, the other day. ... I thought they were only allowed to eat non-people.

Is everyone okay? I mean ... the people that got attacked and stuff?

[what you said <3]

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

It was one of those castle losses, so what's "allowed" flew out the window.

Think so.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Well, crap. .... I hope everybody's okay. ... Are you? I mean ... that must've been pretty freaky.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Sadly, that's the sort of thing that happens on a weekly basis back home. Sure it's not usually someone I know who's running around trying to eat everyone, but... yeah. Just another day for Cordelia Chase.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Someone you .... [is silent for a moment. can't even imagine what it'd be like if the castle turned someone he knew into a nomtastic monster]

Well, damn. ... Anything I can do?

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

You're a sweetheart for asking, but it's fine. She's back to normal.

But, if you're not busy we can go get a drink sometime.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

I'm never too busy for drinks with you, you know that. Especially when it sounds like you could use one. Or two. Or ten.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Is it that obvious?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Well, the whole "my friend turned into a vampire" thing seems to scream "I need booze" on any given day, for anybody, I'd think. You wanna meet at the Lux, or you want me to just bring you some? I could go either way.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

The Lux sounds great. I'll see you soon.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[is waiting outside for her when she gets there] Hey, Cordy. [offers her his arm] Shall we?

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Hey, Barney. [offers her arm, smiling] Yes, we shall, thank you.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

See, normally, this is the part where I tell you you look good, but I'm just going to skip it, because it's probably a normal occurrence for you, and you'd just be sick of hearing it.

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

[laughs] Oh, please. I'm never tired of hearing how good I look. Just like I'm sure you're never tired of hearing how good you look. Am I right?

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Wellllll, when you put it that way ... [grins] C'mon, let's go get sauced and be each other's wingmen. I'll help you pick out a guy if you help me pick out a chick?

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

It's a deal. I just hope it's not another one of those helmet-wearing guys.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

No helmets, got it. And on my end? No chicks with bowl cuts. That's kinda the same thing, right?

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

[makes a face] Except you at least know what the girl looks like.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Okay, point. I need to pick a new criteria, then?

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

Well, while you're thinking about that, we can have drinks and just enjoy ourselves!