Second Dragon

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

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After spending the last four days reviewing this book, it's clearer to me now what this place is. A long review process has brought me to three potential options.

A) An alternate universe
B) Another bad fanfiction
C) Season 3.

My infinite supply of wealth is resting on option B, even taking into account the lack of children's card games.

What surprises me most is that none of these options can be blamed on Mokuba. Which leads me to doubt any of the three are possible. What's more, the only others here are Yugi Motou, my arch-nemesis, and that...recurring gimmick character. Bandit...Craig or something. No one really cares about him anyways.

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Attention poor people of this Castle.

As of now, considering that you are all poor and I have more money than God, this castle and every room inside it now belongs to Kaiba Corp™. If you have any complaints regarding this, eat them. The day I care about what you people think is the day I start giving money to charity.

Therefore, from now until Eternity, Cair Paradisa is now known as Paradisa de Kaiba™. That is all.

Comments

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

Oh, another one?

There really should be a drinking game made out of this.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

If one is made, I claim the copyrights to it preemptively.

[newleveloflazy.livejournal.com]

What? That's bullshit! You can't claim a castle just because you're rich. Probably.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

I just did. Because I can.

[vengefullight.livejournal.com]

... did you seriously just trademark that name?

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

Yes I did. What of it?

[on-silk-sheets.livejournal.com]

[some amused laughter]

You must be joking.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

I fired my sense of humor long ago.

[encryptedlock]

What the fuck is Kaiba Corp?

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

[Scribbles in the ™ after Corp]

It's what now owns this castle. And you.

[bunbunaya.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

Seriously?

[epic fit of laughter]

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

Yes.

...Not the reaction I was expecting.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

That doesn't fit in a pocket.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

The Compact Edition is due out in 2045.

[bro-codebreaker.livejournal.com]

[scribbles a little annotation next to "...from now until Eternity..."]

Except when it, you know. WON'T.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

Well, it does. So that's not a concern.

[pkfightinglove.livejournal.com]

...Who did you make the transaction to?

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

That's classified information.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Paradisa de Kaiba?

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

[Scribbles in the ™ after Kaiba]

Congratulations, you can repeat spoken word. You must be so proud.

[spoken-uniquely.livejournal.com]

[she actually chuckles at this one]

Now it feels like home.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

I hope that feeling is worth paying for.

[sargesfavorite.livejournal.com]

...I'm pretty sure you don't own it.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

That would be because you're wrong.

[ino]

[dictated 'ughh']

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

[Dictated apathy. Oh, wait...]

[1/2]

[stoptrannytime.livejournal.com]

[ this...is...HILARIOUS. Mariya wishes he could laugh, but alas, he must instead act like the proper lady. he can already feel that this guy is going to provide lots and lots of amusement, especially in the way he treats people ]

[2/2]

[stoptrannytime.livejournal.com]

You aren't the only one who was rich before arriving here. You'll quickly find that the funds you had back home are meaningless here.

Besides, there's nobody to buy the castle from.

[youngsunslinger.livejournal.com]

You can do that?

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

Correction. I did.

[just-the-pilot.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure it works that way.

[goddamnkaibaman.livejournal.com]

New flash, it does now. My money says so.