004) the gloves are off...just not the cuffs

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[Jess couldn't remember the last time he ever went to bed so...satisfied. Not physically, he'd only even kissed Rory once when she came over for dinner, but he was more than satisfied with what he had...Rory.]

[They were back...and Dean wasn't even a memory anymore.]

[Falling asleep reading his new book, he was confused when he woke up on his back...usually he slept on his side. His book was gone...until he looked up to find it in the clutches of the machine he suddenly realized was chained to his wrist.]

Sonufa--OOF!

[Have a Jess yanking away, rebounding against the handcuff, and falling out of bed with a thud that's kinda painful to listen to.]

What the hell is this, Chained To A Toaster Day?...

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Being Handcuffed To The Person You Find Most Annoying Day, I think. A toaster would be a cakewalk.

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Yeah, might be if it didn't talk. What the hell?!

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[...Wall-E does look very toaster like in his little cube resting state. He groans sleepily as his head and eyes peek out--yes, robots sound like they have a case of the Mondays when they need their solar recharge. He tries to roll over to where he keeps his treads, but his arm is stuck to Jess, and when he meets resistance he 'blinks' blearily]

...Whhhaaaa?

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[Jess flinches, shocked...OMG IT TALKS]

Jesus Christ!!...

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[als;dkjfa;lskdjf;alkdsfj!! THERE'S A PERSON IN HIS ROOM!!!]

BWAH!!

[tries to get away...which means trying to yank Jess out of bed, sry Jess]

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[And because Wall-E is way heavier, being made of metal, he manages to do just that.]

OOF! Ouch...hey, hang on! Stop it, will ya?! How the hell do you turn this thing off?!?

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[turn him--NOOOOOOO DON'T SHUT HIM DOWN!! Wall-E goes into cube form as much as he can with his hand chained to Jess's and trembles in fear]

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[Okay, the little toaster is vibrating...shaking? It's like it knows...like it's *scared.* WTF?!]

What the...hey, hey! I won't turn you off, all right? Just...don't drag me around anymore. Sheesh...[he's talking to a toaster. This is officially almost crazier than the marriage proposal thing.]

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[eeeaaases out of his cube form]

...Sorrryyyy?

[dodger-literati.livejournal.com]

[blinks...wow.]

No sweat, dude. [Okay, on closer inspection the thing's less Brave Little Toaster and more Johnny Five. Weird...]

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[Here Jess, let him help you up and then shake your hand!]

Wall-Eeeeee.

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[Shaking hands with a little Johnny Five robot...he has *got* to find Rory and show her...]

Jess, it's...uh...it's nice to meet you? [Still can't decide, way too weird as he shakes the hand of the robot he's handcuffed too. Damn frickin' castle!] So, um...listen, you got any robot stuff that could uncuff us? Like a key in your toolbox or something?

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[WALL-E thinks about it for a second...then the proverbial lightbulb goes off, and he tugs Jess towards the other side of the room--where he keeps all the treasures he's "found" around the castle. It's a loooooot of crap, Jess. But it's semi-organized?]

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[follows him over curiously, unable to keep from smiling a little at the treasure trove the little robot's amassed.]

Wow...you're like one of The Borrowers or something.

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[yeah Wall-E doesn't know what that means]

Bor-row-er?

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It's...never mind. I'll show you the books later...we need a lock pick or a hacksaw or something. You know if you got anything like that, Johnny?

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[looks confused] John-nyyyy?

[dodger-literati.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Johnny Five. What, you've never seen SHORT CIRCUIT?...of course not, you're a frickin' robot...

[sighs and shakes his head. This must be what Lorelai feels like...all the time.]

Don't worry about it, just help me look.

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[WALL-E can do that! He starts digging through all of his neato collection. Every so often he finds something interesting and gets distracted, like "I don't remember this!" but when he tries to meander off and can't because hi, cuffed to Jess, he goes back to looking]