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[gardnr.livejournal.com]

I just took a giant dump in a toilet that doesn't belong to me, and it floated right up to the ceiling. I am so sorry.

But not sorry enough to do anything about it, haha. Who lives next door to me again? Your door was open. Maybe next time you'll remember to close it, and leave your toilet seat down.

[This will not end well]

Comments

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

Gross!

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

I know, right? It would be funny if it stayed up there.

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

Was that really necessary? I mean, really? Keep that stuff to yourself.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Whoever lives next to me's gonna wanna know.

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

Then tell them!

[tweetlittlebird.livejournal.com]

I hate my life right now.

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

... no way. YOU'RE next door to him?

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Tim's my little neighbor buddy.

[halfgoddess.livejournal.com]

Tim, I am so sorry to hear that.

/dies

[lanterning.livejournal.com]

[...]

Guy, that's disgusting.

Re: /dies

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

You should see it, bro. Freakin huge.

[lanterning.livejournal.com]

[facepalm. he... he just doesn't know what to say]

[maces.livejournal.com]

You're sick.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault the castle turned off gravity.

[yeahitsortofis.livejournal.com]

[GUY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. oh yeah, you're crayzay.

but you get a chuckle from ted anyway. because this is the guy he knows. or... knew. jshdkjahsd]

I just feel sorry for the poor neighbour. And, uh, neighbour, if you hear this... I wasn't laughing at you. Really.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Yeah you were. It's funny.

[yeahitsortofis.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, Guy.

You do this kind of thing a lot here? Made a lot of enemies?

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

No more than usual. Can't say I've made many friends.

Tip: The guy who owns the bar on the first floor is a raging homo/retard.

[yeahitsortofis.livejournal.com]

Too bad, man. It's what you get for taking a dump in someone else's room. Er, Tim's room.

...Okay. Thanks for the heads up, Guy. Would me going down there for a drink be a problem?

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

I dunno, probably not. Everybody else goes down there.

Doesn't hold a candle to Warriors though.

[tweetlittlebird.livejournal.com]

I hear you laughing. And I don't believe you for a minute, Ted. Not one minute.

[yeahitsortofis.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on, Timmy. Mind if I call you that, Timmy?

And I wasn't laughing.. I had, uh, something in my nose.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

...

Note to self: Keep door closed because of the moron on my floor.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

And the toilet seat down. I can still get in through your window.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Not if I line it with rusty nails.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

That's harsh.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

That's what you get for trying to break into my room. You're next door to some kid and the hot pirate, by the way.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Hot pirate? Damn, I hope it wasn't her toilet.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure he would feel the same way.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

...Eeeeew.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

You clearly haven't seen him yet. You wouldn't say 'eeew' then.

[hyper-thief.livejournal.com]

[she floats into her bathroom quickly, making sure it wasn't her.]

Eww. You're so nasty!

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

No you're nasty!

[hyper-thief.livejournal.com]

What you did... That's just so rude!

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Eh, big deal.

[tweetlittlebird.livejournal.com]

I ALWAYS CLOSE AND LOCK MY DOOR, GUY.

[Tim is ranting in his ANGRY bird (bat) voice. ANGRY VOICE. Guy, you are so in for a massive war now.]

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Well it was open. Maybe you got a little drunky drunky in honor of the good saint Patrick and left it open.