Drink Two~

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

[there's a cute little loli with horns running around in ur kitchen, her nametag actually saying her name. She's not carrying a journal and looks like she has no idea where she's going, but she keeps peeking in cabnets and looking under tables]

Where's my goooouuuuuuurrrrrrrd!?


[ooc: Open post! Please bug her. <3]

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[encryptedlock]

[This day's almost getting weird enough that he's ready to start believing Wash. Almost. Have a man in heavy armor staring in your general direction with the nametag "Hello My Name Is New York City" on his forehead.]

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

[she doesn't seem to notice for a good bit, still looking around in the kitchen but soon finally notices him. She stares, then points at him]

Hey! You! Did you take my gourd!?

[encryptedlock]

Where the hell would I be keeping a gourd?

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you tell me. All I know is that it's missing and I want it back!

[encryptedlock]

More to the point, why would I want a gourd?

...Something was taken from you when you arrived, in case nobody else told you.

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Because this particular gourd is the treasure of the oni, and has infinite sake!

Wait. Whaaaaat?!

I knew it! I knew it was that boundary youkai's doing!!

[encryptedlock]

[You're just going to get stared at.]

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

[and Suika's just going to keep ranting to no one in particular]

Okay, this isn't funny anymore, Yukari!! Take me home already and GIVE BACK MY GOURD!

[encryptedlock]

[can't...believe he's actually saying this, but...]

You can only go home if the castle gets bored of you.

1/2

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Ahh--

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

What?

[encryptedlock]

Yeah. That's what the only person in this castle I know said to me, and damned if everything else he's said isn't making sense.

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

[wanders into the kitchen, looking around curiously. His stomach growls as he sees .. food! and why yes, he does have a nametag on his forehead that says "Strawberry"]

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

[have a little oni girl peeking out from behind. She runs around in front of him and looks up, hands on her hips]

Hey! You! Strawberry! Have you seen my gourd!?

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

It's not Strawberry! It's Ichigo. This stupid sticker won't come off my face.

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, whatever Strawberry. Just answer the question.

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

Not until you call me by my name, you dumb girl. [HE'S MORE PLEASANT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, REALLY]

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Dumb girl!? Hey, don't you speak to me that way! I'm an oni, you know!

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

Whatever. [turns to go find food ksjhskjf]

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Wow, humans really can be absolutely stupid. Especially that one.

[and she runs back around in front of him, scowling with her hands on her hips]

All you have to do is tell me yes or no to if you've seen my gourd.

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

... Do you think I can't hear you or something? And why would I tell you, you're not even asking nicely.

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Uwaaaa.... fiiiine.

Okay Stra--Ichigo. Can you please tell me if you've seen my gourd or not?

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

Thanks.


I haven't seen it.

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

You... haven't?

[blackbankai.livejournal.com]

I haven't. Pretty sure it'd be hard to miss a gourd, walking around.

[lilblackdevil.livejournal.com]

[have a short ace rummaging in some cupboards, wearing a nametag that says "Frau Erica Hartmann"]

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

[and Suika peeks over Erica's shoulder, peeking in the cupboards herself, then looking at Erica]

Hey! Have you seen my gourd?

[lilblackdevil.livejournal.com]

[questioning look] What does it look like?

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, it's a purple gourd, with red-outlined white lines on it, and it produced an infinite amount of sake!

[lilblackdevil.livejournal.com]

[such a thing exists?!] No, can't say I have.

Why not drink from another bottle until you find it?

[drunkasilike.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I have no problem drinking from anything else, but... that gourd is an ancient oni relic! I have to find it!

[lilblackdevil.livejournal.com]

Woah, relax, relax. [holds out a bottle of something strong] No use getting all agitated, it's not going to help much.