Mask 072 - Recruiting

[rank1killer.livejournal.com]

So, I get the feeling a lot of you don't know who I am or what I do around here. Yeah, I know there was that whole incident with the alcohol and uh, possibly some paint thinner a few days ago...and before that I was stuck dressed up like a gay Mexican...but that's just what I do in my off time. Kind off.

You know what, forget I said any of that shit. Ain't important. Doesn't matter.

I'm Travis Touchdown. I'm the mother fucking shit around here. People come to me when they look for awesome. And speaking of awesome, I run the DeathMatch. It's the best place to get your drink on here. The best place to throw down and mess a fucker up. Staffed by the best people in the castle...and Reno.

I'm here to give you the chance to work for me in the best goddamn place you can find. If you like to drink, fight, snark, or any combination of the three, then this is the place for you. I need some bartenders most of all, but I'm always looking for a few more bouncers to beef up the ranks.

So go on and give me a shout. You know you want to. Don't be scared, I won't bite.