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paradisalost2009-01-31 08:54 pm
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Warp 003 - I'm Dead Inside, What'd You Expect?
[So, there's this thing Xigbar can do? It's called teleporting...and well...He's got himself a lot of food. And I mean a LOT. The majority of it isn't here, but he has tables set out in the lobby behind him, with hamburgers, and waffles, and a small assortment of food. The following is dictated to his open journal.]
What's wrong, Paradisa? Down in the dumps? Empty stomachs bogging you down? Got the rumbling tummy blues?
Well, Papa Xigbar here is proud as proud can be to offer you the thing of your desire! FOOD!
That's right, through no small effort of my own, I have procured a very healthy and vibrant amount of our most treasured resource here in this insane asylum of a castle. And it can be all yours!
...For a cost.
How hungry are you? Well, let your wallets decide. Come on down to the lobby and look for the food booth. We're open 24/7, and have all the food you could ask for, and more.
What's wrong, Paradisa? Down in the dumps? Empty stomachs bogging you down? Got the rumbling tummy blues?
Well, Papa Xigbar here is proud as proud can be to offer you the thing of your desire! FOOD!
That's right, through no small effort of my own, I have procured a very healthy and vibrant amount of our most treasured resource here in this insane asylum of a castle. And it can be all yours!
...For a cost.
How hungry are you? Well, let your wallets decide. Come on down to the lobby and look for the food booth. We're open 24/7, and have all the food you could ask for, and more.