[dictated, forever and ever and ever]

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmm SO LAMBO went out and read some stuff and......



Vampires don't exist. [Dissolves into a fit of the lulz.] Some of you are really silly!

Comments

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

There are vampires here, though.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

No there's not~

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

I know of at least three.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

......


There's-no-such-thing-as-vampires.....!

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

[Said very gently]

There are here, Lambo.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

If there is, then everyone would be eating garlic.

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

I don't think garlic works on most of them.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

That's cheating....

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

[A little laugh. Since when had life been fair?]

Yes, it is. Just try to avoid them, everyone is watching out for the bad ones as it is.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

If vampires aren't real then how can Lambo tell if someone is one?

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

Because they are real and if one tries to eat you I'm pretty sure you can't miss them being a vampire.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

But how will I know if they want to eat Lambo before they start eating?

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure about that part. just try to avoid them in general?

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

But who am I avoiding????

[in-earthlight.livejournal.com]

I'll let you know when I know? I'll be back in the castle soon, and I'll check then. Most seem to be very forward with their difference so it shouldn't be hard to find.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

......Okay.

[betonalice.livejournal.com]

They don't?

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

Of course not! [Is five years old and dumb as a plank.]

[betonalice.livejournal.com]

But you're talking to one right now. [thinks, then adds] But most of us are good people.

[because that will totally help]

1/2

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

[A long pause of total silence.]

2/2

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

[Falls about, laughing~!]

[betonalice.livejournal.com]

[is so not used to getting laughed at!]

Alright then, don't believe me. I hope for your sake you don't run into one though.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

[Still laughing.] You don't sound like a vampire.

[betonalice.livejournal.com]

What do you think a vampire should sound like, then?

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

MEAN AND SCARY AND DANGEROUS AND


I vaaant to suck yeeer bluuud!

dictated;

[betonalice.livejournal.com]

[laughs at this]

No~ We don't sound like that at all.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

.......You don't?

[hermonkeyman.livejournal.com]

[not really mean or scary enough, but he's trying.]

I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

E-E-eh????

[hermonkeyman.livejournal.com]

[Getting into it.]

YOU SOUND SMALL UND DEEELICIOUS! VHERE ARE YOU, MY LEETTLE PET?

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

[Staring at his journal as if it just sprouted two heads.]

....! ....! NotrealVampiresaren'trealThey'renotre- KYAAAAAAAAH! LAMBO'S NOT TELLIN!!!!

[hermonkeyman.livejournal.com]

[Snr-- SNRK. Heheheh... Yeah, Emmett just about busts up laughing here. Sorry.]

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

[Why so evil xD?]

LAMBO'S GONNA GET GARLIC!!! [The laughing is just making the guy creepier.]

[hermonkeyman.livejournal.com]

[It's not his fault the kid's ridiculous! :D]

Mmm, I bet you'll taste even better flavored with garlic. [Pfft. Heheheh.]

1/??

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

!!!

2/??

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

!!!

3/??

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

Th- !!

4/4

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

THAT'S CHEATING!!! ALL VAMPIRES HATE GARLIC!!!!!!!



LAMBO DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN OH GOD LAMBO'S TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!

[hermonkeyman.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, small child in lemon butter and garlic...

[Okay, he really can't keep this up. He's laughing too hard.

i abuse that way too much and this is waay too funny

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

[Cue a very loud, very long screech.]


KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LAMBO DOESN'T TASTE VERY GOOD ANYWAY!!!!!!! GO EAT SOME OTHER CHILD GNYUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hermonkeyman.livejournal.com]

[Ow, that kinda hurt.]

Man! Do you have to be so loud about it?

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

I DO WHEN I'M ABOUT TO BE EATEN!!!!!!

[hermonkeyman.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on. Only a little nibble?

[moobangboom.livejournal.com]

NO!!!

[lessthanstelar.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean there aren't people pretending to be vampires or something... They're still dangerous!