Seventh song.

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[Dictated, cheerfully as always]

Well, hey Xan, are you and Anya still…..

[Have a worried pause]

……Okay, can anybody hear me talking? Because I can’t hear me talking and I don’t want to be mute, that would be cruel and unusual. Hello? Anybody?

[Scribbled in a bit later]

If anyone wants to talk to me, can you..um..write it it? The castle seems to have thought it super-fun to take away my hearing.

[[ooc: loss is a go!]]

Comments

[finesse-bottom.livejournal.com]

Are me and Xander still what?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[Brb Anya, he can't hear you. Fff]

Helllloooooo?

[finesse-bottom.livejournal.com]

[huffy]

Lorne! I'm not sure if you think this is funny, but just because you addressed Xander doesn't mean he's the only one able to talk about our relationship!

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

...Don't tell me everyones died except for me [Tapping on journal] Anyone?!!

[finesse-bottom.livejournal.com]

[glances to what Cordelia is doing and sighs, the journal must be slow on the uptake and hasn't been transcribing her stuff like it always does, she shakes it like an Etch-a-Sketch and then sure enough her words start to fall onto the page]

Great. That's a sucky delay. Stupid having the journal at the shop making the connection slow or something. [sighs again and starts to write]

Lorne... Are Xander and Anya still what???

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

I can hear you fine, Lorne. Are you okay?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[Nope, can't hear you either, Cordy. Poor demon's getting a bit worried]

.....Hi? Anyone?

[chasingvisions.livejournal.com]

[Cordy is helpful and starts writing instead. Maybe the journal's broken?]

Testing testing. This is Cordelia Chase.

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[OH THANK GOD, SOMEONE'S THERE!]

CORDY! I was starting to think everyone was dead or something.

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

Hearing is a-okay over on this end.

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[Pffft, sorry, Sonic, though at least he knows what's happening now]

Hi? People?

[blazeofblue.livejournal.com]

[Sonic feels for you, Lorne]

Uh... Great, now what?

[written;] Can you hear read me now?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[Have a relieved sigh]

Hi, Honey. Yeah, seems the castle's taken my hearing. Isn't that just peachy?

[curioushoney.livejournal.com]

[written as requested] ...It took away your hearing?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

Yeeeah. Considering I run a karaoke bar, this is not a good thing.

[curioushoney.livejournal.com]

No, no it isn't. I guess it's one of those temporary loses, right?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

Yeah, here's hoping it'll be gone in a week.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

[written!] You alright, Lorne?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

Not really, no.

[charmandsmiles.livejournal.com]

Anything I can do to help?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

Can Time Lord technology bring hearing back at all?

[scruplesmoi.livejournal.com]

[because she's read through everything now and hilarious opportunities to screw with Lorne don't come up often enough-- this is written btw]

Lorne----sorry----can't----huge----everywhere----tentacles----maybe----help----fudge---!

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[Have a glare at the journal, Lilah]

....You're enjoying this way too much.

[scruplesmoi.livejournal.com]

[there's some soft laughter which conveniently enough he can't hear!]

Oh come on, don't tell me that didn't getcha just a little bit?

[mysticalvender.livejournal.com]

[Dis B| face for you, missy]

Yes, thanks, it is to laugh. No booze for you. [Lies, he knows he'll cave the second she walks in]