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[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

[all dictated, because he's just too fabulous for writing]

It flatters me to know I've been spoken of recently in this place. Really.
But I'm sure introductions are necessary~

I am Ratatosk, Puppet Master and Lord of Destruction. Normally I have more important plans in mind, but I'm sure I can spare the time to play with you all for a short while.


Oh, Solar Boy? I know you're here, so did you enjoy your five-minute victory over me before I showed up again? And how's that dear brother of yours? ♥

Comments

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

You're worse than the Count.

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

What is that supposed to mean?

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

You're more annoying!

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

...

That's low. Even for you, Solar Boy.

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Well you are, constantly popping back up, stealing brothers, being... whippy...

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

Atleast I never grabbed you in some disturbing way and bite you in the face multiple times.

Give me a little more credit over the Count, would you?

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

No.

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

So your titles are Puppet Master and Lord of Destruction.

...

[What the heck.]

I don't suppose you can turn into a squirrel?

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

I prefer Lord of Destruction, of course.


[a pause, and then a twitch]

I am not a squirrel! And I most certainly can not turn into one!

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

Ah, I didn't mean to stike a nerve. I only ask because my research into other worlds has led me to the rather unusual conclusion that Ratatosk, in many mythologies, is a squirrel. The Ratatosk I know, while also not a squirrel, is the Lord of Monsters rather than the Lord of Destruction.

[She hopes. He did threaten to kill off all the humans and half-elves, though.]

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

What-- Wait. You mean to tell me there are other versions of me in other worlds?

... Whoever thought up those mythologies, need their heads examined. A squirrel? I don't think so. [his hair would totally make a fantastic tail though]

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

[Tactfully failing to mention that there is another version of you here. This Ratatosk seems to be quite different from Emil.]

That's right. If it helps, think of it as a reflection of your own importance - you appear in other worlds because of your role in history.

Although I'm not kidding about the squirrel.

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Actually it would be entertaining to see this Ratatosk as a squirrel.

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

Make me.

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

The castle works in mysterious ways.

[heliotroping.livejournal.com]

...I wonder if you can wish losses onto others... [gone due to being spiteful kid]

Hmm...

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it that way, I can accept it as making sense. It is interesting to know of this, in a way.

I don't particulary appreciate being known as a squirrel to some, however.

[ruin-mania.livejournal.com]

In some cultures, the squirrel is a disease-carrying agent of pestilence

Well, then you shall just have to show us what else you can be, hmm?

[lady-girasol.livejournal.com]

[stalk stalk stalking this post]

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

[AGH STALKER]

[lady-girasol.livejournal.com]

[IN UR ORBIT, SPYIN' THRU UR CAMERAS]

[lordoffabulous.livejournal.com]

[NO STOP IT CREEPY BUNNY LADY D:]

[lady-girasol.livejournal.com]

[YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE NOSINESS THAT IS THE SUNFLOWER GIRL]