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[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

Getting drunk off of water? I wonder what the castle will think of next to make us more entertaining. Hnn. Perhaps it'll alter the food around so when we eat it, it'll give us hallucinations.

Although I have to admit that I did kind of have fun with Joshua.

[Joshua]

You're annoying, and I hate you.

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[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Why skip the intermediary, I say. Hallucinations all around!

[Alessa]

What did I do to deserve such a tongue-lashing?

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

Oh, let's go ahead and give the castle ideas!

[Joshua]

Do I need a reason?

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

A fine idea, Alessa!

[Alessa]

Only if you can think of one.

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

No.

[Joshua]

Damn you.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Say it wouldn't be fun.

[Alessa]

It's as though you don't like me. [a laugh]

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

No.

[Joshua]

You didn't mean that did you? When you were also drunk? Yeah, you didn't.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Must be terribly boring in your world.

[Alessa]

And if I did?

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

I can entertain myself.

[Joshua]

I would be shocked, and would die.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

By being mildly suicidal?

[Alessa]

Well, we can't have that, can we? After all, you don't want to anymore, right?

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

I'm not suicidal. not since I got here.

[Joshua]

Yeah, fine, I didn't mean that last part.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Yes, we know, you've suddenly gotten your will to live. Let's see if we can get a standing ovation going.

[Alessa]

Good. Wouldn't want to push you out of your comfort zone.

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

[Joshua]

Yeah, I hate you.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

For you? No. ♥

[Alessa]

Deign to give me a reason why?

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Joshua]

The truth is, is that I'm not human. I'm an entity unable to love. The only thing I feel for anybody is pure hate. If I had my way this whole castle would be destroyed, everyone would burn in Hell, and I would laugh.


And if you believe that, you are really a moron.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

You like the attention, come on.

[Alessa]

Oh, look, we've got something in common!

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

Do not.

[Joshua]

That must mean we're soul mates, but are our signs compatible?

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Do too.

[Alessa]

Even if I knew, your sign would probably be bright red and have "STOP" in intimidating white boldface.

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

Not.

[Joshua]

You know me too well. Quit stalking me.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Too.

[Alessa]

Then why do you answer, Alessa?

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

This is childish.

[Joshua]

It's fun.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Are you tattling, Alessa?

[Alessa]

That's my line.

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

No.

[Joshua]

So, what do they call it? Oh, now I remember.

Sue me.

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

No one likes a tattler, after all.

[Alessa]

I thought that the term nowadays was "deal".

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

I'm done with elementary school games.

[Joshua]

How should I know?

[mmm-paradise.livejournal.com]

Even handgames?

[Alessa]

Shouldn't you?