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[more singing lolyay :D]

With a crew of drunken pilots, we're the only Airship Pirates,
We're full of hot air and we're starting to rise,
We're the terror of the skies but a danger to ourselves now...

[insert long pause, then proceed with VERY LOUD YELLING cuz his bed ain't empty besides him]

FUCK-- SUNFLOWER GIRL!?

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[... eartwitch.

The yelling didn't even rouse her a bit]

[totally not amused and proceeds to YELLING AGAIN]

...

...

...

Mrr.

[yaaawns and rolls over~]

[~~wtf is this girl deaf?~~ With much disgruntling, Lucian grabs her arm and attempts to pull her off the bed]

[No, actually, you're very loud and irritating to her poor sensitive ears, she'd just like to get some slee--]

Aaa--!

[Congratulations, Lucian, you now have a sleepy, rather disgruntled (and rather underdressed) lagomid putting all her dead weight on you.]

...

...Uh.

[Awkward moment, much? He quickly averts his eye, having not expected that she was underdressed too ~~He's totally not used to underdressed women ;D~~]

Get off, make yourself decent and start explaining, Sunflower Girl.

[slow blink. She's still waking up, aight?]

...

...New eyepatch?

[He doesn't care if she's still waking up, he's an impatient jerk]

I'm wearing goggles and completely different style of clothing, and the first thing you notice is the eyepatch?

Would you just get up already!?

[pushes off of him a bit.. and back onto the bed. Screw getting dressed!]

I'm up enough.

[and here she starts looking around herself, since this is most definitely not the Sunflower] How 'bout you start explaining? Where th' heck is this?

[very unamused grumbling]

Hardly 'enough'...

[he gets up and shakes his head, rubbing his forehead in sheer irritation] We're in Paradisa, some strange place that kidnapped us from our own world. No, it doesn't make any damn sense to me either.

Now how about you tell me what the hell you were doing in my bed!?

[paaauuse while she takes this in. What the hell, Lucian.] So we're not kidnapped by Vampires or anything?

An' your guess is as good as mine. I just got here, remember? ♥

That was my first guess, but apparently not. I think I would've rathered be kidnapped by vampires. Atleast then I'd know where the hell I've been.

[more grumbling, scowling and throwing a blanket over her. If you won't get dressed, be decent somehow!] Whatever, I'll just have you know that I don't plan on letting you stay in my room.

Oof! [fine, I will! She wraps it around herself and grins] Thanks~

Why so cold? Typical, really, but-- Shouldn't we stick together?

[about time. He finally turns to face her and folds his arms]

We never had to before, why should we now?

[then he realizes, and curses slightly] Then again, the Lord of Destruction is present here as well.

[pulls a face] The-- For crying out loud. That's messed up.

...Anyone else we know here, or is it only the lonely~?

Yeah, tell me about it. He seems dumb as a rock here, though. He doesn't seem like the one I-- Sartana faced before.

...what is that supposed to mean? As far as I know, we're the only ones here. I was the only one here before you showed up.

Might be an act, though. He didn't get to be Lord of Destruction for nothin'.

I'm just checking! [tugs on the blankets] Besides, how do I know you didn't have anything to do with that, hmm~?

I know, there is that possibility. There isn't a chance in hell I'm letting my guard down when I know he's present.

Wha--What are you getting at!? Are you suggesting I-!?

Boy, we can't seem to catch a break, huh?

[griiins] Well, I don't remember what happened, but you seem to know what's going on around here~

Not really. [grumbling under his breath]

I-- Hey! I don't even know how you ended up in my bed! Besides, do I look desperate to you?

Chin up, huh? We'll just have to roll with it~

And that's not very nice, Lucian! Most guys would consider themselves lucky, y'know... Where are my clothes, anyway? Yeesh~

I don't particulary want to, but obviously I have no choice in the matter.

Most guys. I am not one of them. I'd rather not take the chance of finding out whether Lagomids really do breed like rabbits or not.

You never want to do anything, silly~

[Slides off the bed, still holding the blanket around her and sticking her face close, pouting] Hey, no need for that!

I hope whatever's in there isn't like the rest of your weird getup.

Atleast you got one thing right.

[looking away when she slides off the bed, looking at the pocket watch he has] I was just being honest.

The castle is responsible for my current outfit. This is only tame compared to what the castle could've done to me.

[raises an eyebrow, but is quickly dismissive of that and goes to root through Lucian's closet.]

The castle, huh? Never would have pegged a building for a clothing thief. [Nope, looks like there's nothing of hers in here. She'll toss a couple of Lucian's shirts onto the bed and keep looking~]

I know it sounds made up, but I assure you, you learn to accept a few things when you're here for a while.

[a sigh then, glancing at his bed and away again] Just atleast remember to put that all back after you're done in there.

What're they puttin' in your water here, I wonder? [giggle]

Yeah, yeah. Don't you ever wear shorts? All this stuff looks so heavy. [pauses, then pulls out a pair of slippers.

The large, fuzzy, purple kind.]

...Ehhh?!

Don't joke about that. Every drink in the castle had the effect of alcohol a few days ago.

Do I look like the type that would wear shorts? No. No I'm not.

And now what's your problem? [he totally hasn't turned around to see what her reaction was about]

And I missed that? Talk about crappy timing.

[silence... before she chucks one at his head ♥]

Where'd you get these, Lu? ♥

Ack! [he quickly spins around and looks at what was thrown at him, then a frown]

Those aren't mine. The castle probably left them for you.

[shrugs] They're not my colour.

And they're not my style. [totally pitches it back at Alice]

H-hey!! [shields herself. >:| Lucy you throw too hard.]

Fine then, I'll just take them~ [And the hunt for pants is unsucessful, but she shrugs on one of the shirts and that'll do for now. Probably.]

Something to say, Sunflower?

[He looks away again, arms folded] You better plan to get some sort of pants for yourself. I'm not going to deal with a pantless bunny girl running around.

I have a name, you know.

And your pants are too heavy! [nevertheless, she'll dig through his closet again.]

Yes, and?

[an irritated groan] There are ghosts hanging around the castle. Maybe you should just ask one of them to bring you clothing you want. They do everything else, after all.

Would it kill ya to use it every once in a while?

[shakes her head] Why didn't you say so? [One request later, Alice has found herself a nice pair of pants, and some proper underwear.

She's keeping that shirt, though.]

Good service~

Would it kill you to stop bugging me once in a while?

[he's still looking away ~~what a coward~~] That's about the only good thing this castle has.

So mean~

...Anything else I should know? [slides on over and pokes him with her foot~]

Eh? What'd she do now?

[quite a lot of grumbling, then a sigh]

It's not your Sunflower Girl, it's mine. I wake up and find the damn Lagomid in my room. [is totally not mentioning that he woke up next to her in his bed and her having no clothes on]

R--Really?

I should check on mine then...

Put her on a leash. I would hate to see the two Sunflower Girls get together.

[tiemskip as he goes checking]

[screaming]

Keep it down!

What's your problem?

SHE'S GONE!

You sure she didn't go off drinking somewhere and passed out somewhere that isn't her room?

...How am I supposed to know something like that?

Here's a crazy idea.

Look for her then.

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