http://eggsandvinegar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] eggsandvinegar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2008-12-29 09:05 am
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3rd Report

So, it's almost New Years'...

I guess I should be depressed over having no family around, but it isn't like we have any back home beside the Shinsengumi, right Sougo?

1/3

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[a long, disquieting silence, followed by some potentially irritated pen-tapping.]

2/3

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What abou-- She--

[angrily obliterated with a pen at first.

Then there's another long pause before there's a 'BANG' and large bazooka hole blown into the journal]

3/3

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[brb collecting himself; then, recorded in a somewhat strained voice]

Hijikata-san, have you gotten so old and senile that you have to ask me a simple question like that?

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
My my, you are beginning to forget things. Before long, we will have to put you in an old person's home and buy you a hip replacement, Hijikata-san.

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you going to forget about her agai--

[another blown-up journal page]

There are two rather big holes in my journal now.

Hijikata-san;

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
If you do not know already, there's no point in telling you.

Hijikata-san;

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It is your job to know what you've lost.

[smears on the page -- pushing the soot on the page around while he thinks:]

Do you remember spicy rice crackers, Hijikata-san?

Hijikata-san;

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That is one way to put it, yes.

Hijikata-san;

[identity profile] sadistprince.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You were close.

[D: rather not in the mood to say much more -- have him closing the journal on you, Hijikata]