So... where am I?

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Unless Lex shipped in a castle overnight. And even if he did, why am I waking up in it?

This brings Smallville's level of weird to new heights. ..Well, I'm not getting anywhere just sitting around. Or talking to myself.

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Dictated

[supes]

[not sure whether to be pleased, or just plain baffled. The same day Chloe finds out about him and he has nothing to hide, Lois turns up, and he's back to the Secret game again. But hey, a good friend is a good friend, and while he predicts frustration... it's very hard to be disappointed.]


People might think you've gone off the deep end, talking to yourself like that, Lois.

dictated forever probably

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

Smallville? ...How'd I know you'd be somehow involved in all this?

dictated foreverrrrrr

[supes]

I'm just as stuck as you are. Welcome to Paradisa.

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a theme park or something.

Where are you, anyway?

[supes]

More like a castle in another dimension.

Can you see a journal anywhere? It works like a walkie-talkie.

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

[pause] Ri~ght.

[and another pause as she discovers the journal!] So you have one of these and that's how I can hear you. Swell.

[supes]

Pretty much.

Like I said, Paradisa's a castle in another dimension. You can't leave until it lets you. Lana, Chloe and Bart are here, too, though.

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

A Smallville reunion, huh? What, no Lex?

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

Lois?

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

Guess my reputation precedes me if even total strangers know my name.

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeah, well.

Kind of.

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

Hooray for me.

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

Whyyyyy don't I just let Clark explain this stuff.

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'll love that.

[supes]

Lois, this is... [pause] Bart.

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

Quite a girly voice he's got there.

[blinkandyoumiss.livejournal.com]

Don't.



Just.... don't.

[still a girl, regardless of icon]

[torch-reporter.livejournal.com]

...this isn't a side effect of my head injury, is it?

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

Not unless we had simultaneous concussions.

[torch-reporter.livejournal.com]

I wish I could say it's great to see you here, Lo, but this isn't exactly the sort of place I'd want you to wind up.

Sorry?

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

I think I can handle a giant castle. And you're here, so it can't be all bad.

[torch-reporter.livejournal.com]

From what I can remember? It's way more than a giant castle.

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm getting that.

[torch-reporter.livejournal.com]

Does that mean someone's already given you the 411?

[loislaned.livejournal.com]

All I've got so far is that this place can turn guys into girls. And the walkie-talkie journal thing.