Two Gropes

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Alright you sexy fucks, I gotta closet fulla liquor. Anya you fine ladies wanna mustache ride?

I don' have a mustache, but we can make it work. YOU STUPID BITCH, WE CAN WORK IT OUT.

[Bottle smashing]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- wait I gottanuther one, heee...

((OOC note: THIS IS DRUNKEN-NESS BTW))

Comments

[supes]

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Donchu lookat me like that, boyscout.

[supes]

... Do I get called Boy Scout in every universe?

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

That pedends. Are you a boyscout in ev'ry universe? Maybe you all should... like... get t'gether and stop joinin' the fuckin' boyscouts! Djja thinka that? NO. Ol' Guy did, but he ain't gonna get SHIT for credit!

[lanterning.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

[...laughing]

Oh my fucking god. This is exactly what I'd sound like if I was a dude.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Thass hot. I'd fuck me if Izza chick.

[abadgirl.livejournal.com]

How fucking drunk are you?

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

iunno how fucking drunk are you?

[khaji-da.livejournal.com]

[Facepalming right now]

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Aw shaddap. Jus' cuz you never not even old enough to drink, that you... you think you know me? Well you don't.

[khaji-da.livejournal.com]

Okay, Guy. Whatever you say.

[effluxion.livejournal.com]

A...mustache ride? That's a new one.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it? Iss when you sit onna guy's face an' he tries not to gag, hahaha.

No I'm jus kiddin, I hear iss great.

[effluxion.livejournal.com]

[ shdfskdj WOW she is shocked into silence ]

...You aren't going to attract a nice girl if this is how you treat them.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

[Sees an opportunity to tempt, and takes it]

There's lots of drink in the bars on the first floor. Plenty of...ahem, 'fine ladies', too.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

So? I gotta whole closet fulla junk! Maybe I don' wanna gota no bar sept MINE. Djja thinka that?




What kinda fine ladies?

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Yes, but if you stay in your room, you won't be able to bother socialise with everyone else, now, will you?

Oh all kinds.

[bakehimcakes.livejournal.com]

I-I'm sorry, what?!

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Lickin pussy. Geddit? Cuz yer on my face, like yer ridin my mustache that I don even have. Geddit?

[bakehimcakes.livejournal.com]

[lanterning.livejournal.com]

[...B\

sigh]

Could you at least try to have some dignity? There's kids around here, man.

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

Hey man, we both gotta green badge, so shuvoff. You gotta prolem with me, you gotta take it up witha lil blue men.

[maces.livejournal.com]

[lalala heading to the bar; on first floor]

[gardnr.livejournal.com]

HEY. NO IOWANNA LEAVE. HEY. Ahhhh....

[Slumps against the door frame, swinging a bottle with some X's on it mildly]

Y'now, y'now... this place is a shit. I jus wanna see some guy named Travis!