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[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

[dictated near his journal in a voice that... sounds suspiciously like Ranma, Inuyasha, and Usopp]

Well, I've obviously been kidnapped... but the questions are who, why, how, and where?

And I need to find Ran.

[there's a whoosh as he pulls the curtains away from the windows]

....Certainly not the kind of scenery I was expecting. Curious.

[a bit of scuffling, then the door opens and closes- he's out into the hallway looking for clues, leaving the journal behind... he won't be getting your comments, sorry]

[he might just run into one genuine American out in the hallway though]

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[progeny.livejournal.com]

[ well if it isn't his new neighbor! a pair of bright blue eyes linger on the unfamiliar face for a moment or two before he smiles brightly ]

Hello!

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

Oh, a kid.

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

[walking down the halls humming cheerfully to himself~]

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

[and then, out of nowhere, Shinichi]

Hey. Got a minute?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

[looking up]

Ah, yes. Is something the matter?

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you could say that.

Do you know where we are?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd like to be let in on the secret.

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

We're in outer space!!

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[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I think I misheard you. What was that?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

[speaking slowly and loudly for his benefit]

WE. ARE. IN. OUTER. SPACE.

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

Have you... looked outside?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

Yes! This new planet is very similar to Earth, isn't it?

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

So similar that one might even say it is Earth.

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

But it's not.

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

What makes you say that?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

I have reliable intelligence that has informed me on as much.

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

Mind if I ask a few questions, then?

Like... what intelligence?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

I can't reveal my sources!

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[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

Why not?

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[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

I forgot who told me.

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

I've got another question.

If this is outer space, how did I get here?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

The aliens kidnapped you.

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

[muttered softly] You're the closest thing to an alien I've seen here.

From a car.

And then they brought me here in less than 20 hours.

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

They're clearly advanced. The ones I've known have nothing on these.

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

So you were kidnapped too, then?

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it'll be fine. I'm working on a way to get us all back home.

[holmesjr.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're on that, then. I feel much better just knowing that.

[causeimthehero.livejournal.com]

[:D !] Of course, there's nothing to worry about!