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[hoppin' through trees, FEELING LIKE hE'S GOING TO HURL

ryoga pops up out of nowhere and it's too late... lands on him; WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN AND WHY DID IT HAPPEN TWICE TODAY OF ALL DAYS]

WH- [body is racked with a huge force crashing into it at a pretty impressive speed, loses his balance and falls split-leg on to the branch below, before hitting his head on another one and falling :(]

Aug- [wasn't able to see what he landed into, is pretty sure it wasn't a tree, because lol never crashes into trees; falls for a split second or two, but quickly focuses on jumping off of all the branches gracefully, in an attempt to regain his balance, but decides that since he's close to the ground, he might as well walk the rest of the way; lands on the ground, in a crouch :D]

[conveniently falls right into a muddy and cold puddle below, before he can even realize what's going on; BESIDES HIS NUTS HURT TOO MUCH from that branch]

[Twitches in his pig form, hardly has the energy to drag himself out of the puddle, recognizing the very familiar view of everything looking ten times bigger and taller than it already is]

[thinking 'Oh great, the Castle's specialty is making you lose something important, and I couldn't even lose this stupid curse?', but of course everything comes out as a 'bwee' and ... oinky stuff if he tries to talk. Life is tough for a pig.]

[stands up straighter, not bothering to brush himself off since he's already dirty, lol; scanning the area before proceeding to move forth :D]

[ANNOYED!! Begins making as many sounds as he can to try and grab this individual's attention, is NOT going to take the risk of getting stuck in a forest alone as a defenseless pig]

[stops upon hearing strange noises, is distracted enough (BUT..NOT ENOUGH) from what just happened earlier to calmly turn to see this... black ball... a cute black ball, but doesn't care that it's cute]

... [raises an eyebrow, recognizing that it's just a tiny pig; since when do pigs live in the forest?]

[I'M A CUTE PIG MOTHERFUCKER, LOVE ME AND TAKE ME HOME. Tries his best to convey that he is helpless and needs assistance, or perhaps the warm bosom of someone, giving Sasuke big sad eyes]

[looks down at it, wondering... what it's trying to do; looks up and sees a bunch of huge-ass crows gathering around, waiting for sasuke to leave so that they... can like eat the pig or something]

[looks down at the pig again, noticing how dirty it is LMAO]

[screw dis; does his super P-chan jump into Sasuke's arms, yes that's right Sasuke, you better catch a helpless pig. Seriously. YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD you can't complain about the mud, only now realizing of course that it is Sasuke, thinking that's wonderfully convenient for him since he can just take him back to his room :)]

[has not yet noticed he is bloody, for it is dark and he is pretty sure that's mud]

[LMAO catches it on reflex, staring down at it, figuring that he's dirty already, so whatever; looks up at the crows, but just starts walking through the forest, the crows following LMAO]

[decides he'll just leave it in the greenhouse for the night and take it back to the petting zoo in town (since that's where it would've come from, right?); looks straight ahead as he walks :D]

[shivering in his arms, IS COLD AND WET THANKS TO YOU YOU JERK, thinks Sasuke's flat manly chest is definitely not as comfortable as Akane's boobies but oh well , it will do ♥ ]

[notices and... decides that his shirt is dirty enough anyway; sets the pig down, taking off his shirt, uses it to wipe some blood off of him so that it's not caked, reaching down to wipe the pig off as well]

[wraps the pig in the clean side of the shirt, picking it up again, LOOKIN SAD :( keeps walkin]

[Wondering why Sasuke looks sad, and why he is apparently covered in blood. Wonders what could make someone simultaneously sad and covered in blood. Comes to no theories.]

[makes it to the greenhouse! opens the door and begins setting the pig down, attempting to coax it into jumping out of his shirt]

[REFUSES, UNLESS THERE IS A SHOWER IN THE GREENHOUSE OR SASUKE CAN SCRUB HIM DOWN; clings to Sasuke, as much as something can cling with ... tiny footsie hooves]

[... straightens, holding the pig to his chest again, giving it a questioning look]

[squeals and tries to signal that he wants a shower, but is kind of just nuzzling against Sasuke's non-existent animu nipples without realizing it]

[ ... slowly turns the pig the other way and just starts heading toward the castle LAKDJLAKDAD]

[Happy BWEEEEEE IDK THATS THE SOUND HE MAKES, glad Sasuke caught on so quickly from the nipple nuzzling]

[squeezes it's muzzle shut gently to cut off the annoying sound with his forefinger and thumb LMAO DONT MAKE NOISE >:| IS NOT IN THE MOOD AND DOESNT NEED ATTENTION CALLED TO HIM; once they make it to the castle wall, he focuses chakra to his feet to climb up to his window, which isn't that high!]

[whoah, definitely impressed and wondering how Sasuke is sticking to the wall like an insect; almost pees himself, because it's hard to control that stuff as a pig]

[crouches once he makes it to his window, opening the window and reaching inside to put the pig on like, a nearby chair or something, following afterwards and closing the window :D]

[notices that ryoga is gone and

BREAKS DOWN AND SOBS

except not; just walks to the middle of the room and hangs his head down, covering his face with one hand and shaking his head, PUSHIN' AWAY DA HORRIBLE MEMORIES OF WHAT HE DID LMAO]

[comforting Bwee, big tears forming in his piggy eyes; thinks Sasuke looks like he's going to blow his head off]

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