http://iheardrums.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iheardrums.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2008-10-08 11:11 pm
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TARDIS filter

[the Master is not pleased right now - not only is he trapped in the TARDIS, but now he's not even a Time Lord anymore. in fact, he happens to currently be a cougar. a very unhappy cougar, to be precise. he growls, then begins pacing around his room, his tail swishing irritably]

[identity profile] immortalizing.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[have a Jack harmlessly walking through the TARDIS until, lol wtf was that noise? Goes to check it out and... is that a cougar?]

...When did we get a pet?

[identity profile] immortalizing.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[good five minutes later--BACK TO LIFE, he gasps and jerks before realizing that there is a fucking big ass cat sitting on his chest]

Well that was a friendly hello.

[identity profile] immortalizing.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[in fucking PAIN right now, stupid cat. he pushes the stupid thing off and tries to get back up to his feet] Oh shut it.

[identity profile] immortalizing.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[dsfhds GTFO sry but he's gonna kick you in the jaw now] Get off! [is so tempted to shoot you Master B|]

[identity profile] immortalizing.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[squirms and pulls out his gun] Lets play nice now, I don't really want to splatter your brains all over the TARDIS and she doesn't want it to happen much either.

[identity profile] not-from-mars.livejournal.com 2008-10-09 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[INTERVENTION. Ten appears, going from confused to shocked to BETTER RUN.] This is exactly why you shouldn't be here. [aside, to Jack:] Are you all right?

[identity profile] immortalizing.livejournal.com 2008-10-09 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[tenderly handling his GNAWED ON ANKLE...with one hand, the other is still pointing his gun at the Master B|] I'm fine, Weevil bites are worse.

[identity profile] interferes.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[hello, wonky mental presence!] ...Master?

[identity profile] interferes.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
A more helpful answer would be appreciated. Apart from being what sounds like a rather large member of the feline family, are you all right?

[identity profile] interferes.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[he'd be happy with a growl. but as it is, Eight is reading up, and is suddenly Not Amused.] Master! Leave him alone.

[identity profile] interferes.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh hai, Eight in now running to stop you from eating his friend. bad Master.] I mean it, Master.

[identity profile] queendramabitch.livejournal.com 2008-10-09 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Lucy has been trying to feel and/or hear her husband through their mental link, but it is not working, and she is rapidly approaching panic]

[identity profile] queendramabitch.livejournal.com 2008-10-09 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[not even a growl? throw her a bone! :D]