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[Tenth]
Tenth, please don't worry if I remain in my room this week. I fell in the pond the other day, and it looks like I caught a cold.

[pauses to fake a cough]

Stay healthy, I don't want you to catch it, too!
[/Tenth]

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Figured having the castle fuck with you is part of life here. Still, haven't experienced one of these 'losses' first-hand until now, so I got a few questions:

How many have affected you during your stay here?
What's your worst experience been, and rate it on a scale from one to ten.
How many of these losses, to your knowledge, have lasted for more than a week?
On that note, how many have lasted less than a week?

No bullshit answers.

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R-really? Did someone push you in.. ?

What?

[a long pause]

Oh. N-No, I just tripped!

T-that's good! I thought someone pushed you in because of the flag or something, e-ehehe..

I-I hope you get well soon either way!

THANK-YOU, TENTH! I should be well...soon!

Well, I haven't had a loss yet, but from what I heard, I don't think they ever last longer than a week.

What's the matter?

Look at the damn questions, then you tell me what's wrong.

Hey, no need to get upset. I can see you're under some kind of loss.

Can I help?

No.

'Kay.

One, eight, none, one.

[a pause to mentally award points for efficiency]

So what happened to make it an 8?

Lost any control of my emotions. It was a pain in the ass.

[jotting down notes in the margins]

Yeah, and how short was it?

Five days. Technically, four days, five hours.

I've been here for eight months and one day. The first loss was joined with someone else's loss, and the second was individual.

I am not discussing the details of the worst experience, but on a scale of one to ten, with ten being the worst experience of my life, it is a ten and a half.

One lasted exactly an hour, and the other lasted longer.

Rounding that down to a ten.

Longer than a week, or longer than an hour?

Suit yourself.

The first loss lasted an hour longer than a week, and the other one lasted two days longer than a week. [pause] Oh, and there was a third, more recently. It was so small I almost forgot about it. That was exactly a week.

My apologies for the confusion. I've had a hectic past few days.

Doin' it for practical purposes.

Thanks.

I suppose it can't hurt.

Nine losses, worst was roundabout nine and a half, three were more than a week, six were less than. I've been here a year and three months.

Feh, looks like something here hates you.

Misa couldn't speak or write or anything for almost a month.

But I think the worst one was dying. I guess that'd get a 10!

[a muttered 'SHIT!']

An entire fucking month?

That's what Misa said.

I'll...

Edited 2008-08-12 08:41 (UTC)

...I-I'll treat that piece of data as an outlier.

Judging from everyone else's experiences, losses that fucking ridiculous are improbable.

That's it.

Improbable.

Not really, longer losses happen to a lot of people.

BUT A WHOLE MONTH?

Yup.

Misa's even heard of two months.

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