[ a horse, of course ]

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

[ On the tenth floor, sometime near noon, Hidan finds himself stumbling into awareness. He's sober, for the moment, not finding any bliss in the mysteries of alcohol, and not finding any sanctuary from his God. He's deciding that perhaps he simply doesn't need to worry, that he needs faith in Jashin, and so he's been praying. His triangle inscribed circle dangles on its long chain around his neck, resting on the broad plan of his chest. Jashin has not forgotten him. No, as Hidan moves away from bed, eyes half open, he trusts this trial will end soon, and he will be free to earn his peace once more.

He doesn't notice, though the journal records, the thudding clip and clop of large hooves. At first, he doesn't even notice that he's standing up, but on four legs. The castle was kind in this incarnation - while Hidan has overnight taken on the body of a horse, he has also taken on the instinctual knowledge of how to move. He first notices something worng when he passes by the mirror, and does a double take. ]

Who the fuck put a horse in my room?

[ As he speaks, he sees the lips of the horse moving as its hide changes from a mellow green to a blue. There is no Hidan to be seen in this reflection. Either he's gone invisible, he decides, or he... ]

NO FUCKING WAY!

[ ... Might have become a horse of a different color. Each time he curses, so does his color change. He notices a few other things in this moment of complete stuptification. He wanted sugar, apples, and youngsters to pay attention to him. Dear Jashin, he was a Percheron with a passion for kids. ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT! NEIGH! NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!

Comments

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Ah...? Nay, he says~

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

NEIGH. Not nay. NEIGH.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Equine...? knick knack...

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

Paddy whack, get me a goddamn APPLE.

[fishy-go-byebye.livejournal.com]

Really?

[tsunadewannabe.livejournal.com]

Do you... need any help with that horse?

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

[ nickers, and his TEEN SENSOR turns on ]

Oh fuck no... Yes, yes, I think I do. Do you have any apples? Sugar? Sure smells like teen fucking spirit!

[ BIG TEARS in his horsey eyes; all his values are BETRAYED sort of ]

[tsunadewannabe.livejournal.com]

[DOESN'T QUITE GET WHAT'S GOING ON but okay?]

You want apples for him? I suppose I could come by with some, but why don't you just ask the castle?

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

The ghost-servants scare me him. He keeps fucking spooking.

[tsunadewannabe.livejournal.com]

I can relate to that, poor thing. Alright, I'll drop by the kitchen and then I'll be right over. What's your room number?

that icon....

[wolf-prince.livejournal.com]

I don't believe it's possible for a horse to reach a ro- [hears the neighing] Pardon?

it haunts your dreams ... ;D

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

[ A sardonic whinny, because Hidan can ]

Great, glad to know, STILL A HORSE HERE.

[wolf-prince.livejournal.com]

Um... It's a loss then? Perhaps it would be better to get you out of the castle

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

I agree. Especially when I'm a big fucking BONANZA of colors!

[wolf-prince.livejournal.com]

... Not letting you near the stables [neatly crossed out]

The elevators should be large enough to get you down to the first floor.

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[Going back to his room, he sees a TALKING HORSE. wtf.]

... Need some help?

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

[ Suffers an extreme urge for PETTINGS ]

Yes. Could you recommend a psychologist?

[ Is like, unwillingly stepping CLOSER ]

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

... You sound like someone I know.

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

[ Makes an effort to sound nicer. That's new. ]

Maybe I'm just a nightmare.

You don't have sugar, do you?

[ STILL UNWILLINGLY MOVING CLOSER ]

[actuallydemonic.livejournal.com]

Hauuauuuauu? (slightly wide eyes)

A-a-re you o-kay?

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

No.

I need more fucking apples.

[actuallydemonic.livejournal.com]

I-I-I can get you some i-f you really need them...

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

[ ponders ]

[ thinks this is someone cute and small and forcibly melts ]

I will adore your pretty little feet if you do, but please, soon?

[thisisyimhot.livejournal.com]

...

[bloodlessfaith.livejournal.com]

I am so fucking glad you're not a teenager right now, Itachi.

[ ominously recognizes that ELLIPSE ]