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[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[goes downstairs for coffee because idk ghosts are troublesome? D8 And he's been up since last night collecting information and NEEDS MOAR CAFFEINE. And he goes into the kitchen and hopes that the coffe machine's fixed and-]

SHI-

[catches an apple with his ninja skillz]

[and watches the battle inside in awe. because dodging is not troublesome for now.]

[and then gets on the ceiling because it's better than getting a mashed potato bomb in the face. 'Cause he still wants coffee, plz.]

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[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[IS BUSY FIGHTING...but notices someone ON THE CEILING - which breaks his concentration and he pauses to stare]

Eh...?

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

[...takes advantage of the open thing and punches Allen in the eye :D]

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

You'd better wa-

...



Never mind.

[meanwhile, he walks along the ceiling. FOR COFFEE. >D]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[yells and falls back from pain]

YOU DUMBASS! That's my only working eye!

[decides to act quickly before it swells over and tackles Kanda again]

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

[let's out a 'i'm not sorry, beansprout' before he is tackled again]

[HAIR YANKING TIME]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

MY NAME IS ALLEN!! Are you just too dumb to remember that?!

[YELLS AGAIN - and starts yanking at Kanda's hair back]

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

I WILL CALL YOU WHAT I WANT.

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[Is wondering why he's trying to get coffee in a room with two TROUBLESOME WOMEN, al;ksdjf;alsjkdf. Lands by the coffee machine.]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[BECAUSE THE COFFEE IS THAT GOOD SHIKAMARU]

WHY?! ITS A STUPID NAME! JUST CALL ME ALLEN!! [moar hair pulling]

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

[knees Allen so he lets go of his hair aklsjdklasdjalsda]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[sdfjlsdflkj Lets go but decks Kanda with his normal arm]

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[Checking the pot. Ignoring fight. Sort of.]

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

[askdjkashdkaj jaw, ow, ow DX ALLEN]

The fuck is wrong with you.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with me? You punched me in my good eye! And knee me!

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[Checking the shelves. Decaf? Noplz. Searching for proper coffee. Continue.]

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

You came down and PUNCHED ME while I was eating, in peace, dumbass.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

You said you wanted a fresh insult. That's what I came up with!

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[starting to seriously wonder if that's the same Allen that he had met through the journal, talking to the same Kanda he was always angry at...

Bah. Too troublesome.

Brb, plugging in coffee maker]

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

You're such an idiot.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

I'm the idiot?! I think that's you!

[An annoyed noise. Wants to hit Kanda again, but eye is starting to swell - covers it with one gloved hand and starts to slowly crawl in the direction he thinks the fridge is in]

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

[...wrong direction is moving towards Kanda so Kanda gives him a boot to the face shove.]

Other way beansprout!

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[Sticks the empty pot into the machine and hits go. Retreats to the ceiling to keep at eye on his coffee. Continue.]

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

[falls over from the kick in pain]

AH - Don't do that! I'm trying to get to the refrigerator!

[to-dark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well go the other way.

[practicalslouch.livejournal.com]

[Shikamaru is in your kitchen, protecting his investments.]