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[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Hm, hm, HMMM! I've found myself in a place. Certainly not the Queen's Castle, though I wasn't going there anyway was I? In fact, I didn't seem to be heading anywhere, which is why I suppose I've ended up somewhere.

I'm without stripes. I was sure I put them on this morning, but now I feel a bit naked. As naked as a cat can be, of course. A cat will never truly be naked until you cut off all his fur! Could this be a scandal? Naturally so.

If I were to go searching for my stripes, they would probably be to the left. But because I believe they would be towards the left, they possibly c'an't be. They must be to the write. Or perhaps, indeed, to the right. But then again, when is anything ever 'right'?

(transcribed humming and some sort of odd echo as he's probably disappeared.)
Who's gone enthusifatuational with my stripes? It surely can't be the King or Queen, and the Hatter may be naked as well. It might have been the Jabberwock! ..wock ..wock ....wock

Comments

[wonderwee.livejournal.com]

wock wock wock wock wock wock wock

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

wock wock wock wock tickity tock tock wock wock wock

[wonderwee.livejournal.com]

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

(transcribed purr) Hmm!

"Match in the gastank goes....?"


boom boom

[wonderwee.livejournal.com]

[delighted giggles]

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

[a grin fades in and out of the page]

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

A cat? Uh... hi. I didn't know any cats were here.

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Oh there a'ren't Any. But there is One. That is to say, there's Me, and I am a Cat.

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Cat. You talk like that owl. [scratched out]

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

[claws at the page as if to mock what was scratched out]

Meet? But we haven't met at all.

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

Ah, well... that's true. I didn't even introduce myself yet. My name is Toboe.

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Why yes. How rude. You should learn to mind your manners, if you've indeed been taught to mind any at all!

Toboe like Canoe but not very much like it all.

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry.

No, not anything like it at all!

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Very much like it! A 'T' and a 'C' are pronounced with a distinct long E. Both 5 letters long and ending in 'oe'. Though of course, yes! Why didn't I see it before? Your name must have at least 3 syllables, where the wretched canoe has only 2. You really m'usn't hate him for it.

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

I... um, okay.

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Can you stand on your head?

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

Um... I've never tried.

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Try. Try.

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

Why?

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Why what?

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

Why should I stand on my head?

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Well how should I know?

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

You told me I should try!

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Did I?

[howl-bracelet.livejournal.com]

Yes!!

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Well then you should.

[fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com]

... hey. You're the one from before. The crazy one.

What's a jabberwock?

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

[transcribed purrs] Why, I'm not crazy at all. I'm only just Mad. See? Mad mad mad [more purrs] As you are.

Pray tell, you have never met the Jabberwock? Well then you might be lucky.

[fiercestwarrior.livejournal.com]

Uh... yyyeah, I really don't think I'm the "mad" one here.

.. I guess?

[crescentgrin.livejournal.com]

Where I'm from, everyone is Mad.

You may want to ask the Hatter who the Jabberwock is.
And the momeraths outgrabe!