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[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(transcribed laughter, but... happy. Cheery. Not psychotic.)

I wish I had gotten the name of that gamer, he was such fun to play with. Perhaps another game? Though I'm sure I'd win the next time.

Hm... I'm not too pleased with my body as of late. Perhaps a change is in order? (pause as he tries to shape shift) Ah, yes. I can't~!

Oh Ed~ward! Al~phonse! A word?


((OOC: Hehehe. Due to Yami's Mind Crush, Envy got the rage and anger driven from him for a bit. HAVE FUN.))

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[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

... WHAT THE FUCK.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Tut, tut. Such foul language, Edward. Is there such a need for it~?

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

[several jitters of ink on the page, as though the writer were twitching -- likely true]

First of all, stop calling me by my full name, Envy, and second of all, are you drunk or something? Can homunculus even GET drunk??

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(cheery laugh)

But your name is a gift Father gave you, and I intend to honor that.

Unfortunately, no... We can't feel, remember? Gets a bit empty sometimes.

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

... Okay, this is no longer funny. Seriously, what the fuck?

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

If I could feel, surely this would be what humans call 'happy'.

I don't even miss my powers anymore!

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

Heh... you're missing all your powers, are you?

Well...

This is...

Quite a change. The happy part and err, the rest of it.

you're acting like you got laid or something and it's really freaking me out

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Ah, well. As long as I'm still in this adorable form of mine~

Speaking of adorable! When shall I get the opportunity to speak with you in person?

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

Uhh...

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

You... don't want to speak to me?

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

Weren't you just yesterday storming around the castle and screaming about how you were going to kill me and Al?

Any of this ringing a bell?

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Um, yes. My room is still quite a mess.

But I only wish to make amends with you! Isn't this what Father would have wanted?

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

[scribbled angrily]

What Hohenheim would have wanted was to undo the mistake he made in creating you, Envy.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(long pause, followed by a long series of scratched out beginnings)

Remember, Edward, I was human once. Just like you and your brother. It was not my choice to become a Homunculus. But I will not hold it against our father.

So... Can we just focus on the present? Please?

♥

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

[small series of dots, as though the pen were tapped against the paper in thought]

Right. And I'm to believe you just randomly turned over a new leaf, realized the error of your ways, and want to bond with your 'half brothers', right?

Do you think I'm stupid or something? don't answer that, you bastard

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(this is dictated, wanting to convey the desperation he 'feels')

Edward, try to believe me. My life is hollow enough as it is, don't make even more unbearable. Father may have regretted creating me but no one feels the pain of that more than me.

All I want is to forget, and be forgiven. I am prepared to come to you on my knees if necassary.

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

As far as I'm concerned, you ought to have all the 'unbearable' in your life that karma can dredge up, Envy. You killed Hughes, you killed Hohenheim, you've surely killed more people than you'd normally admit with your usual glee at 'worthless human lives'. For those of us keeping score, you also killed me.

Forgive and forget? Not fucking likely.

With that said...

If only to see the homunculus Envy on his knees, I'll play your game and meet with you. Unlike you, I'm not powerless, and if I find out this is a joke of yours, Envy, you're going to WISH you were human so you could die when I'm done with you.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the chance, dear Edward! You surely won't regret it. And if I do act in some way like my previous self, feel free to punish me as you see fit. After all, I do deserve that.

What's your room number~?

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

you're still weirding me out

Uh, no. You're not coming by our room. How about outside the castle, where there's less people? to see me if I have to kick your ass

[last part thoughtfully scratched out, as though the writer reconsidered the need for such an action]

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

That's fine with me~ You call all the shots, and I will follow. As long as I get the chance to meet you, all is well.

How about in the garden? Its a lovely day outside.

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The garden is fine.

[OOC: We'll get a thread set up! ♥]

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

♥

(OOC: Awesome, I'll be waiting for it. Hopefully my brain can stay in tact because Fluffy!Envy slays me inside. XD; )

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

[ Sorry for the delay. All ready now! http://community.livejournal.com/paradisalogs/108018.html ]

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[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

Um... Envy? Are you ok? This isn't another trick, is it?


[OOC: OMG. When you said Fluffy!Envy I thought... XD WINZ]

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course, dear Alphonse. Why would I not be? Its a wonderful day. ♥


(OOC: AND THE HEART COMPLETES IT. :D)

[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

[transcribed sound of choking]

Uh... Brother? Um... I'm scared!

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Don't be scared, Alphonse! Is something troubling you?

[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

Ne... Envy, you're not like yourself! Are you sure you're ok? How come you're not blowing stuff up?

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Blow stuff up? I wouldn't dream of doing that.

Wait... I did that once, didn't I?

....How cruel of me.....

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[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

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[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

Are you... Are you really different, Envy-san?

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

Its a shame that it has to be 'different'. I wonder why I couldn't have been like this before.

But a weight has been lifted from me, Alphonse. And for that I am grateful.

[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

Really? I... wow! That's... um, that's good, Envy-san! I'm glad you're not trying to kill us like this now! It always made me sad when we faught! Especially after Brother told be about, well... you know.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

You mean the death of Father?

(long pause)

I really am a monster...

[soulalchemy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry Envy-san! It's alright! I mean... without your, um... help... Brother and I wouldn't have been reunited! Besides, Brother told me that Father... That Father wanted... um... [illegible scribbles]

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(urgent scribbling)

Father wanted what? You have to tell me!

[metalalchemy.livejournal.com]

Quit trying to pry the details your dirty work out of my brother, asshole.

[originofsin.livejournal.com]

(hesitant writing)

Fine...