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[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I-Is there any way I can get a room change?


[Private]
People next door are having sex! Really loud sex! I can hear them without superhearing! This is ridiculous!

Comments

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Wha? Why?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

E-Eer...n-nothing!

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that crap, Clark Kent.

[private to Clark]
you okay?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I-R-Really! Its n-nothing!

[Private to Lana]
Y-yeah. I'm fine. J-Just...I think I need to get out of here!

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Alright....

[private to Clark]

Yeah I don't believe you, y'know. Is it really that sensitive of information?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I-I

[Private to Lana]

I-I ...its just...next door...some people are having...really...really loud sex.

[percipience.livejournal.com]

[private to clark]

[surprised snort of laughter and some snickering]
That's horrible, Clark. I'm ...I'm in the stable right now and just going to be back and forth from there to the kitchen for the day if you need to use someone's room for a while you're welcome to use mine.

out of curiosity who is next to you? Do you know? Do I WANT to know?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lana]
Its not funny! I-I might just go down to the library...or someplace else...

...Vegita? I don't know him personally, but uh...I've heard his name for the past couple of hours.

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

[dictated because she's shaking too hard trying not to laugh to write properly]

hahaha! Omigod..ho...I'm sorry Clark..it's just.....so funny in that..horribe disgusting way. hahaha!
Maybe you...should go knock on their door...or something. OH WAIT, OH WAIT! I have a stereo. We should put it up against their wall and blast the song 'let's get it on!'
[sheets of laughter]

Or maybe 'The bad touch' or something...

Oh man if I ever meet this guy I won't be able to keep a straight face. I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at your expense! I promise!

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I-I-I...I can't do that!!

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

I CAN! You want me to!?

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

N-No!!

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Oh fine...party pooper.

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

Its rude!

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

and what they're doing ISN'T?

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

I-I....normally wouldn't hear it too much...

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're hearing meter is set to super sensitive today?

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

H-H-Hearing meter!? Wh-What's that?

Its just really quiet in here today! Other...than the obvious, of course.

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

You know, the Clark Kent hearing meter. You go from regular farmer boy hearing to CIA ears faster than the speed of light sometimes it seems.
Or it could just be the Kent selective hearing.

Well that doesn't matter. It's still rude of them

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

...I-I-I don't have anything like that!!

...ask Lois what?

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

oh hush.


If she wants to play a prank on the sex couple next door, of course. If anyone likes to have a little fun, it's Lois...that is if this Lois is like the Lois back home.

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

...you're kidding, right? Lois is a workaholic extraordinaire.

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

REALLY!? No Videogames?! No bad 80's music?! I don't know how they're even alternately the same person then!
...actually I can kind of see that Lois does get a little work obsessed...well..everything-she-gets-her-claws-into obsessed...

She still has her sense of humor, though, right? That would be a terrible thing to lose.

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

...if sense of humor was in how much trouble she got?

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

uuuh...rephrase please.

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

E-Er...She's a normally very serious woman.

Private to Clark

[percipience.livejournal.com]

How bizarre.....how very bizarre.

Private to Lana

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

You're telling me!

[notsomuchakitty.livejournal.com]

Well...I switched rooms and the castle didn't seem to mind. It didn't switch my nameplate over or anything, though.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

O-Oh...

[soldyoursoul.livejournal.com]

I'm not that bad of a neighbor, am I?

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

N-No...i-its the... other side...

[soldyoursoul.livejournal.com]

... I don't think I want to know.

[morethansteel.livejournal.com]

N-No...you really don't.