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[dictated]

...Fuck.

[a little while later, he shouts]

OKAY FUCKERS, COME OUT.

None of you shitheads are smart enough for a joke like this...

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[OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT. HAVE A DARKBALL POPPING IN FOR A VISIT.]

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...The fuck is that supposed to be?

I just realized this is Agito's intro post. What a welcome.

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[No time to answer questions - there's a heart to be taken! The Darkball floats towards Agito, picking up speed as it gets closer, ready to ram into him.]

It builds character. :Db

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[Agito doesn't know jack about heartless, but he knows what that means; he picks up speed too, flips over it at the last minute, and rips through it with his ATs.]

\o/

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[The Darkball ends up ramming into a wall from the blow, but it's still alive. After shaking a bit it turns around and comes after Agito again, snapping at him with its jagged teeth.]

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SHIT.

[Because that would have normally shredded someone in half but DIDN'T, he's just gonna zip out the door and close it behind him. Little does he know that heartless can go through walls. 8D;]

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[There's a loud thump of the Heartless hitting the wall. A moment later, a ball of dark purple light forms in the hallway...]

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[Agito is grabbing Akito and zipping away down the hallway!]

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[cue the second longest pause ever, because a book is talking to him.]

...Fuck, yeah.

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...in a room? Fuck.

What's with the talking book shit?

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...

[DOORSLAM BECAUSE A HEARTLESS IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM--though you can probably hear him yelling out in the town]

Right, whatever, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO KNOW?

[1/4] 8Db

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[Sees Akito... Does not compute.]

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[Still does not compute.]

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[Oh wait, there it goes.]

H-How are you...?

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[O RITE HEARTLESS]



[he ATs up to Akito and grabs his hand and tugs rather insistently in the direction away from the heartless]

What are you doing here?

Idk do I threadhop? /flail

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[This not-so-cute Heartless is chasing after the both of you!]

I guess so! This is rather epic.

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[screw questions, is looking for somewhere to stash Akito now that's safe so that he can take down the evil dark thing chasing them--not having much luck.]

yyy

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[oh god this is like the second worst day ever]

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[fiiine, he turns around to face the Darkball]

ALRIGHT FUCKER, LET'S GO!

Akito, get the fuck out of here until this piece of shit is gone.

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[Chargin at Agito like a crazed Pac-Man!!]

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[What a visual! Agito unleashes a crazy-awesome LEVIATHAN FANG ATTACK in it's direction.]

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[No idea how strong that is, so we'll go with it owning the Darkball. POOF! -- gone in a large puff of darkness.]

[1/2]

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[Looks upon this with smugness.]

Hn, piece of shit.

[2/2]

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[turns and gives Akito a 'plz to be explainin' look]

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[...just sort of stands there. Awkwardly.]

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[...awkward.]

Why aren't you in my head?

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...and this place is...?

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Fuck.

[is being dragged.]

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[brb wtf, two of them?]

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[brb being eaten by heartless]

To do a barrell roll, press R or Z twice!

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[dictated]

Agito?! You okay over there?

I lol'd.

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What the FUCK'S going on?

|D

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[an annoyed huff] Yeah, it's me.

Didn't Akito tell you..?

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[...yeah things are kind of not making sense right now]

Tell me what? Fuck!!

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What's going on!

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HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, FOX!

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PFFFT

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