☢OO1

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Alright, last I checked, I'd just gotten pumped full of lead by a bunch of tossers needing some anger management classes. Fan-fucking-tastic. Trigger-happy bastards need to get a hold on that.

Someone needs to tell me what the hell is going on and where I am. I don't dream up this kind of bollocks, last I checked. Morbid shit, the afterlife.

Oi, Mello. Where the hell are you?

Bugger.

Kill for a bloody cigarette.

And where the fuck is my car?

[ ooc; Late post is late. D: ]

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dictated forever;

[tophrocks.livejournal.com]

...........Huh?

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Afterlife. You know, thing after you to the dying bit.

[tophrocks.livejournal.com]

No, no, I got that. That was the only part I understood.

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Right, sorry.

D'you know a guy named Mello? Blond, not that tall, eats a lot of chocolate, total nasty bastard? Probably does a whole lot of whinging bitching about a kid named Near.

[tophrocks.livejournal.com]

I don't know what "blond" is. But I know what chocolate is. I haven't heard of him or a kid named Near.

If I hear them, I'll let you know.

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Mm, thanks. M'name is Matt, by the way. Suppose I forgot to mention that bit.

[tophrocks.livejournal.com]

Toph.

I have a feeling that if they were here, they'd answer because your voice is really different. Do they talk like that, too?

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Mm, no. Near sounds American; Mello doesn't sound like much of anything, tries hard to not to the accent bit, right.

[findwhoyoulove.livejournal.com]

Are you from a foreign country?

[addictly.livejournal.com]

I just might be~

[findwhoyoulove.livejournal.com]

You are using a lot of words I do not understand ...

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, then. Guess I can rule out being in England, in that case.

[findwhoyoulove.livejournal.com]

England?

This place is called Paradisa!

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it~ What country is it in?

[findwhoyoulove.livejournal.com]

{a long pause}


I don't know! {laugh}

[addictly.livejournal.com]

But you live here?

[findwhoyoulove.livejournal.com]

I was brought here~

[addictly.livejournal.com]

...you dead, then?

[findwhoyoulove.livejournal.com]

Oh, goodness, no! I fell down a magical well and ended up here. ♥

[addictly.livejournal.com]

[ pause ] Your name isn't Alice, is it?

[findwhoyoulove.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! I'm Giselle. What's your name? ♥

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

[some silence, lawl]

Your name isn't Matt, is it?

[addictly.livejournal.com]

[ pause ]

And who the hell are you?

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't remember me. I'm the Doctor -- well, Ten.

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Right, I wouldn't remember you, but you know me? Because that makes complete sense.

[not-from-mars.livejournal.com]

You'll find that things not making sense is a common theme 'round here.

You're in Paradisa. You can't leave, you lose something precious to you when you get here and the kitchen's on the first floor. Oh, and you were here once, few months back. So, um. Welcome back?

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's Matt. Welcome back! &hearts

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Why do you people know who I am?

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

We're from the same place! I'm Misa-Misa.

[addictly.livejournal.com]

The idol?

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

Yay! You know Misa-Misa! &hearts

[notsubtle.livejournal.com]

[dictated, grumbly] Not the afterlife, mate, but might as bloody well be. Welcome to Paradisa.

[addictly.livejournal.com]

Have the worst bloody luck.

[notsubtle.livejournal.com]

You and just about everyone else here, trust me.