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[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

It's not that there's anything wrong with this place, but I really, really--

[dictated] No...

Dear citizens of Paradisa, [recorded quick scribbling sounds]

[dictated] Okay, I don't even know what that was suppose to be.

[a sigh]

Look, I know this is a weird question, but does anyone here know any devils, or demons, or whatever they want to call themselves?

Screw it. Does anyone know any person or thing here that can get into contact with the Devil? Whether we're stuck here or not?

Comments

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

I know the demon Flauros, but he's not exactly the Devil.

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

Would he have connections to the Devil?

[bring-god-down.livejournal.com]

He's one of the great dukes of Hell.

[tasteofiron.livejournal.com]

I can do it.

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

Really?

[tasteofiron.livejournal.com]

Of course. I've never told a lie in my entire life.

[rocksalting.livejournal.com]

The hell would you want to do that for?

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

It's a long story.

[rocksalting.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're lookin' to make a deal to get out of here, I wouldn't recommend it.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

Yes, I would also like to know why you would want to contact someone like that.

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

I...

Don't think I'm really suppose to be telling anyone that. I'm pretty sure I'm not even suppose to say this much.

[save-the-souls.livejournal.com]

I see.

Well, I don't know the circumstances but I recommend you please don't contact someone like that.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

What did you do? Sell your soul to the devil or something? [way to go Dante, hit the nail on the head]

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

No... Not exactly.

It doesn't matter. I just need to talk to him.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Probably not going to happen.

Don't think he's keen on the interworld travel. [/sarcasm]

[a-bad-woman.livejournal.com]

Why would you like to do something as horrible?

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

To get back home.

[highrolling.livejournal.com]

Talk to the Big Guy? I have no idea why you would want to do that, but good luck there, bucko.

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't think anyone seems to. Thanks though?

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

...Pretty sure this is the second time I've heard this question here...

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

What was the answer to the first?

[politesarcasm.livejournal.com]

I fought the grim reaper once, I suppose that counts?

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

No, not at all. Reapers and demons are totally different things.

[pause]

Why'd you fight one though?

[q-ueenly.livejournal.com]

I've known some demons, but uhh... The Devil? Seriously?

[soldtothedevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's uh... around, where I'm from.