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[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Seems like most people come here thinking this is a dream or some kind of coma. You people must experience fucked up dreams. Any therapists get transported here?

As for me, I already know exactly what this place is, and I don't particularly care. It's fucking pointless, that's all you need to know. No great change. Though I am surprised that I haven't seen anybody declaring themselves king or whatever. Watching people assfuck each other over territory that nobody sane would want is always way too funny.

Comments

[themonkeyswife.livejournal.com]

Eh? You know what this place is?

But... that's a rude kind of language. Think about what your mother would say if she heard you!

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Sure I do.

Why? She's not here, so it's irrelevant.

[themonkeyswife.livejournal.com]

Will you tell me, please?

But I bet she'd be upset if she knew you used bad language!

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Some kind of interplanetary dumping ground. Where all the trash - morons, losers and fuck-ups from every planet gets disposed of.

What's your point? I don't care.

[themonkeyswife.livejournal.com]

... That was nice of you, thanks! See, it's not so hard to be nice!

B-but... I didn't understand what you said. I think.

But she's your mother!

[mrgosh101.livejournal.com]

What a special little bundle of sunshine you are.

Guess we know who won't be theorizing over ways to get out of here.

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Thank you for noticing.

Let me guess: the theories people have come up with so far have been obvious and yet, somehow, completely ineffective. I have better things to do with my time.

[catalyzing.livejournal.com]

Lots of people's dreams are fucked up. What did you do, just say oh I'm stuck in a magic castle, this makes perfect sense I must not be dreaming/hallucinating/whatever?

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

I had enough common sense to pinch myself before crying about my bad dream, that's what.

[catalyzing.livejournal.com]

I really admire people with common sense. I guess I must've lost mine somewhere. Would you mind if I borrowed yours?

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could just find a replacement at the bottom of a long fall. I hear that jumping off the roof of the castle is popular here.

[catalyzing.livejournal.com]

You have a really bad attitude. You won't make many friends that way. It's okay though, I'm pretty forgiving. Where are you from?

[broken-clock.livejournal.com]

[wry laugh]

Those who could actually manage it are too sensible to try.

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Has it been tried before?

[broken-clock.livejournal.com]

Not so far as I know - there's been talk, before, but no real attempts.

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether I should be disappointed or not.

[tsunadewannabe.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything funny about it.

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Look harder.

[tsunadewannabe.livejournal.com]

No need. You have the wrong idea.

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

[tsunadewannabe.livejournal.com]

Yes. But I've given up trying to explain why. Some people here just don't get it.

[galacticthief.livejournal.com]

And what do you dream about?

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

None of your goddamned business.

[galacticthief.livejournal.com]

Ooh, someone's touchy.

You shouldn't bring things up if you don't want them asked about.

[lurkmore.livejournal.com]

Ask what you want, I'm not obligated to answer anything.