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It was strange... I don't know if the baby was real or not. It couldn't have been. But it just...felt like it...like she was mine. I looked in Joan's eyes and I saw a piece of me. Somehow it even made Cordelia seem less irritating.

Hm. Wonder if that was what Mom felt like when taking care of me... I guess this was the closest I'll ever get to knowing what it's like to have a kid. A pain in the ass but almost...worth it. It felt like...she was the one person I didn't have to distance myself from.

I feel so stupid.

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See? I knew the baby would be no good. If I hadn't had to keep my eye on it, I could have done what I had planned to do when I planned to do it. But no, everything had to be delayed because of diaper changing fun time.

Now that stupid dye job's gone, and he's probably off giggling in that annoying voice of his because he got away without my stylish boot print on his ass.

Comments

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

And what were you planning on doing, huh?

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Showing Kadaj a thing or two about boot prints. He seemed pretty keen about leaving his on my door after all.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Someone was picking on my hunny while I wasn't looking? No way!

[aversely.livejournal.com]

I'm not your honey. Or hunny. Or whatever.

This was a long time ago. He left his boot print on a lot of people's doors. Remember?

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Must have missed that one.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Well it wasn't my proudest day, that's for sure. He wasn't supposed to get away with it.

...And he won't, if he ever shows his face here again.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh! Buffy's scary when she's angry!

You were raising a kid too?

[aversely.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately. I already knew I wasn't 'mom' material, but this just went and rubbed it in.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Kids are overrated!

[aversely.livejournal.com]

They're loud.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

And messy.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

And smelly.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

They're very high maintenance.

[aversely.livejournal.com]

At least dogs are easier to take care of. Right?

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

They learn faster, anyway!

[aversely.livejournal.com]

But they also shed.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Then get something-- or someone- who doesn't shed, and doesn't have to cry to tell you what's wrong. ♥

[aversely.livejournal.com]

I think I'll stick with Mr. Pointy.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Mr. Pointy? Who's that?

[aversely.livejournal.com]

My one and only!

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

... [his mind is going to perverted areas, Buffy. :|]

[aversely.livejournal.com]

[well that was sort of intended but not THAT badly]

...My stake.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

A stake?

The thing you use to stab vampires?

[aversely.livejournal.com]

It can stab other things, too! ...But yes. For vampires. I hear it's a handy tool to have around these here parts.

[comemyhunnies.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, it's a useful thing for stabbing vampires in my world too-- except for the part where vampires don't exist, just the stories.