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[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Dictated as he's walking up the stairs/flipping through the journal]

...Fuck I'm glad I wasn't in the castle for that.

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[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Did you have a nice vacation?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

I wasn't on fucking vacation, asshole.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

What were you doing, then?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

None of your fucking business.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

We see you're feeling cheerful.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Fuck off.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Perhaps some cake would help.

[btw this is dictated FOREVER]

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

No.

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[HE WOULD ANSWER BUT EVEN JUST SPARTAKICKED HIM SO ):]

1/3

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

2/3

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[door slam and then footsteps]

3/3

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[And he comes down the stairs]

1/2

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Pause for OHSHI-]

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[AAAAAAAAAAND he doesn't really know what to say]

...What?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[That's okay because Even just comes down a few more steps and KICKS HIM IN THE CHEST.]

1/2

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Murphy wasn't expecting that, so for a split second as he's falling back he's like DB]

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

You s-!

[Then he hits the stairs, and has a rather spectacular and rapid descent down until he connects with the wall. Hard. And sort of just lays there groaning.]

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[Even comes almost cheerfully, but quickly down the rest of the stairs and then puts a boot on Murphy's chest and steps down a bit.]

Where have you been?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[To say that hurt a bit, given Murphy's current position and condition, would be an understatement. Murphy gasps and wheezes for a few moments, making a lameass attempt at shoving Even's boot of him]

In the f-fucking town..!

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[Even just moves it up to Murphy's neck.]

Do you have any idea how long you've been gone? What the fuck were you doing?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Have some more gasps of paaaaain~]

Gh..! G-get the fuck off me!

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Why? [A pause] You're pathetic.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Aaaand Murphy glares up at Even]

I was in a fucking hotel, doing sweet fuck all! What the f-fuck's wrong with you?!

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[Even just snorts and laughs a little.]

You've been gone eleven days without so much of a word to me, and you thought that you could just come back here and I'd greet you with open arms?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect to get fucking kicked down the stairs!

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

What an idea! I suppose you also wouldn't expect me to decide I don't want to see you anymore.

[Eyebrow raise]

Unless, of course. You can convince me otherwise. Get talking, Patrick Murphy. You're looking like a good lab specimen right now.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Murphy goes quiet since, well, he knows he fucked up big time.]

I'm sorry, okay?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

You think "sorry" is good enough? You're either really naive or you give me too much credit.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

Well what the fuck do you want me to say?!

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[HAVE A BOOT TO THE GUT?]

I'm really disappointed in you.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Have some heaving!]

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[Even takes a step back for a moment.]

Were you cheating on me?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Murphy takes the chance to catch his breath and scoot away from his chunk-puddle]

Wh- [Pause while he wipes his mouth on the back of his hand, wincing]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[Even rolls his eyes and then advances on him again.]

You don't think your actions aren't even a little bit suspicious?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Murphy flinches, although he's clearly confused as all hell D:]

I was drinking, what else would I be doing?!

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

You're telling me you were gone for almost two weeks getting drunk?!

[Lol. D: And Even just kicks him again.]

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Cry of pain from Murphy, and he tries to curl up for a second but that doesn't work too well since he's more than a little sore and physically fucked up at the moment, so he makes an attempt at getting up, but that fails too for the same reason |D So he just ends up laying there.]

Nngh!

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

[Even just stands there for a moment now.]

I really don't know what to do with you. You're probably at least six times my age, but you still act like a child. Maybe this was a mistake.

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Murphy tries to reply, but all he really manages is a rather pathetic sounding wheeze]

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

...All you think about is yourself.

[Even crouches down in front of Murphy.]

You're sorry? Is that really all you have to say to me?

[egregiousity.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Even, but you aren't gonna be getting a reply from him anytime soon |D Various trauma + head damage done on the way down the stairs, plus Even's not-so-gentle kicks, have finally got him to pass out. So he just kind of lays there.]

[illicitsolution.livejournal.com]

Pathetic. I'm not helping you.

[Even just kinda grunts and then turns around to go back upstairs.]

[twoto-two.livejournal.com]

[And as Even leaves, the twins descend from the ceiling behind him to take Murphy. :'D]